Matt C.
Yelp
The biggest problem with The Please Touch Museum is the same thing that's wrong with a lot of places; TOO MANY DAMN PEOPLE.
This place is called the "Please *TOUCH* Museum," so its kind of understood that everything is going to be touched....the problem is, is that everything is touched. Almost everything here that moves or turns or is meant to be TOUCHED is in some manner of disrepair. Things broken, things just moved and manipulated so many times that they no longer function properly, things missing, things FILTHY. Its to be expected, but it's still annoying. "Lets learn about space! Touch this button to hear a snippet about the stars....oh wait...that button doesn't work. Nevermind, here, lets build a car using these magnetic parts....oh wait, they all fall down because the magnets are broken or missing....ok ok, lets actuate these levers to show you how tides and current work in rivers......what? The levers don't work? Alright, lets go shopping in the play supermarket and cook in the play kitch.....what do you mean ALL of the groceries and play food are gone? Ok, how about the Drs Off......what? Even the xrays? ALL the xrays!? Ugh."
NOTHING works correctly because little hellions, let loose to their own absolute feral whims have taken over. And almost invariably, it is some kid, way too big to be partaking doing most of the damage.
I think the CONCEPT is fantastic. And there are some cool things inside the museum to do and see. But, Hell is other people, and the other people have absolutely destroyed this place. Parents treat it like a daycare/playground instead of an interactive LEARNING experience. "Here....go run around and tear up someone ELSE'S shit for a while, while I sit here on my phone."
On our latest trip, we made the mistake of going on a day that it was free admission.....dear lord. It was like Lord Of The Flies inside.
Maybe if you can go EARLY, on a weekday during the school year, or sometime where you have a CHANCE of getting there before it gets turned upside down, you'll have an ok time. That said though, once you've seen it once, you've pretty much seen it all. They DO switch up certain exhibits, but not enough to justify coming back again and again.