Chris D.
Yelp
Pompeii is a majestic time capsule to a prior age where this patch of land was once known as the sex capital of Rome. This is true; we know this. There is evidence of nearly a hundred brothels in ancient Pompeii. Our tour guide actually walked us through a bordello where images--advertisements essentially--of available sex positions remain plastered on the walls. Now, you'd think this fact would be suppressed by the Christian fundamentalism pervasive in Italy (and for a long time, it was), but economics and the driving of tourism would have nothing of it.
But modern Pompei is still as Christian as the rest of the country--the source of a yearly pilgrimage even--so along with statues of the Virgin Mary for sale around the entrance of Pompeii are numerous phallic souvenirs. I'm not joking, and it's not subtle. There are plainly large wooden phalluses with wings for genitals for sale centimeters from rosaries. Oddly, my mother never noticed these (which may explain how my girlfriend and I get away with so much when at home). While walking through the ruins, we stumbled across odd arrows carved from stone. Those weren't arrows...well, actually they kind of were. I guess they kill two birds with one stone, pointing and declaring with a single symbol. Rather efficient actually. I have to hand it to the Romans for being so candid.
Pompeii was a strange stop on the Globus tour I was one, but a welcome one. Other than the Coliseum, Pompeii was the only completely secular attraction we visited. The guide was honest about the city's origin, its economy, and how it was destroyed. I know some less enlightened folk would claim divine retribution, but just remember Pompeii was only one of several communities destroyed by Vesuvius. The tour, though relatively short, was surprisingly thorough, allowing access to many of the highlights of the location, though not all. My advice, while the guide talks, take advantage of the break, and peak into many of the other ruins not covered. You can snap photos to your heart's content.
The day we arrived, it was hot, like being in a volcano (too soon?). To add injury, there was little to no cover in Pompeii, and for the majority of the tour, we were climbing. The Pompeii ruins reside on a hill with every road leading up (exception for those, you know, leading down). Unlike other ruins around Italy, Pompeii is the most untouched--with actual corpses encased in ash on display. Pompeii also has the oldest roman amphitheater.
If there is any criticism to be had, it would be the unfortunate side effect of history. These ruins are in poor shape, with little actual remaining evidence of the city's once greatness. All the best looking areas are later restorations, with most of ancient Pompeii be relegated to walls and columns. Basking in the elements, these ruins are fated to disintegrate with time. Personally, I hope they maintain the status quo and not take any creative license in restoration. Other than that, the vendors outside the entrance are not terrible pushy, and the comical dichotomy of Christian, pagan, and phallic memorabilia all sharing the same table had me in stitches. Pompeii is truly an important landmark and one that should be visited if one is in the region.