Stephanie P.
Yelp
Okay, so I have to be really specific here with my rating. This was easily a 4.5 experience, but until Yelp gets with the halfsies program, I'll keep the 4 star rating up...
So needing a much needed nerd day to watch 2 nerdy movies back to back (Catching Fire and Thor 2) Ingrid S. and I needed to first get some breakfast fuel. We looked for boozy brunches but places in Brooklyn weren't catering to us on a week day so we had to be creative in order to achieve our lush needs.
In a sea of hip bars and cozy dining establishments all along Smith and Bergen streets I spotted this no-frills Latin food place and my lil Hispanic heart began to flutter. I knew this could be the start of a yummy, inexpensive breakfast with at the very least a cold beer or 12.
Upon us seating ourselves our waitress brought us a menu. Lots of yummy Puerto Rican/Dominican dishes on this menu but we opted for more traditional breakfast fare.
Then out of nowhere (okay, it came from our waitress) a complimentary (yeah, FREE!!) basket appeared with warm, buttery bread. We gobbled up that bread as if we had never had buttered bread before. But in all seriousness - that was some bangin' ass bread, possibly homemade. Mmmmm...buttered bread.
I ordered a sausage, egg and American cheese sandwich, they don't have conventional rolls so my options were regular bread, I think an English muffin and Italian bread - I went with the last option, I mean...dah.
My sandwich came pressed as if by a Pannini presser - YESSSSS. Also they did that thing where they made the eggs with the cheese in the center so that it melted and oozes out with each bite. I kind of hate when people make an egg and cheese sandwich with jut plopping the cheese on top of a cooked egg and the heat doesn't melt the cheese - I mean DAMN, this isn't fillet minion, thankfully El Nuevo Portal got it right. Also, my sausage was delicious and not burnt...huzzah.
Ingrid ordered a Western Omelette which came with green bell peppers and ham. Her eggs were slightly over-cooked and I personally think it would have been fantastic with some mozzarella cheese, but sometimes dairy products don't agree with her sooooooooooo she was content being cheese-less.
Her meal also came with fries which I happily assisted with, I mean - I was just looking out for her calorie intake and decided I would take one from the team. What kind of friend let's her friend inhale all the delicious carby, starchy, potatoey calories by themself? Let's just say it wasn't much of a sacrifice as much as it was a labor of (yummy, fried) love. The fries were good. Actual potatoes in there and they came out fresh from the oven. Om nom nom nom!
I also developed a special relationship with the Jamaican Parrot Hot Sauce that they had on the table. My attachment to hot sauces is still very, VERY new and my taste buds are still no0blets in the wide world of spicy things. This hot sauce was spicy and I didn't think I could handle it, but then I drowned the inside of my sandwich in it and mixed a healthy amount into my ketchup and I was set.
As far as our quest for beer went we both ordered Presidentes only to be informed about 10 minutes after placing our orders that they were fresh out. We each ended up getting Coronas instead. Bottles were plopped in our midst and large wine goblets followed alongside a generous bowl of limes for our pursual. CORONAS IN LARGE WINE GOBLETS? YES PLEASE. We were the classiest broads in all of Brooklyn-land.
Need a cheap, tasty, no frills breakfast in this neighborhood? Want it to come with beer in a large wine goblet? Then this is your place :).
At the end of our meal we each ordered an empanada (yellow cheese and white cheese) to go as we went off to our nerd movie jaunt. They were decent, probably better had I eaten them warm but instead we noshed on them enthusiastically about 2 hours after getting them. They were still tasty and at only $1.50 each, pretty comparable with some of Queen's finest empanada establishments.
I'd totally be up to coming back here to try some of the actual Latin food which is their focal point. Plus beer in wine goblets...MAY BEER IN WINE GOBLETS BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!! :)