Chase Johnson
Google
You think your hostel stay in North Koreas bad lands was pretty bad. No, I don't doubt you. I can only imagine. But, if you want that to seem like a six night free stay in a Hilton on Daytona beach, swing right on in to the "RAGING Elk." A brief four night stay not only leaves your wallet gasping like a drowned toad, but you walk away with experiences holding a close equal to those sainted souls who lived to tell the tale of combats iron grasp. Now by no means do I want it to seem like I'm on an aimless rant, but, the rooms literally have less ventilation than a sealed milk jug and that added to the grand bunk beds really gives it the fitting vibe of a WW2 bunker. Yes, a Bunker literally, but not a casual one, one under an incessant bombardment. As the music being played in I suppose the bar, below from nine to midnight, shook the whole place and the guys in the room next door talking were so audible that with my eyes closed I would have placed an easy bet that they were somehow sharing the same room with me. They say there is a fan included but be not fooled. There is nevertheless no fan at all, and unfortunately, the onboard thermostat was either on a three week drunk or it was entirely gone for good, the only breath of unused air to be obtained was through a window that opened up head hight into the public hallway, fortunately for the fellow that wanted to gaze through and check me out on my bunk. So yes, a well-deserved one star, in fact, a well-deserved no star at all, but thank Google, I am unable to pay you that worthy homage.