Cal M.
Yelp
SHOCKINGLY TERRIBLE... TIED FOR WORST DINNER EVER.
My wife and I have dined at literally several hundred restaurants over the past several years, in CA, WY, WA, NY and UT. We have come across "sub-par" places in the past, but we have only sent our food back and left an establishment ONCE prior to coming to the Red Canyon Lodge...
This was the second.
We both ordered the "Angus" ribeye steak dinner. We knew we were in trouble as soon as the plates were delivered. Without question, these were the thinnest, cheapest, most anemic and off-colored strips of protein we had ever seen. They reminded us of the old artificial, processed McRib patties that McDonalds used to serve, only without the bun, and without the care that even an acne-ridden minimum-wage teenager would have given them. But the true offense was in the taste (and smell)...
With one bite each, both of us knew we were facing the worst "steak" we had ever encountered, bar none. The menu reports a "demi-glace" accompaniment, but make no mistake - it cannot be anything more than a canned brown gravy mixed with overly chlorinated tap water. My wife, after spitting-out her first bite, fumbled for words for a few minutes before uttering that her steak "tasted like the smell you get in your mouth when forced to use a Porta-Potty!" As for me, I would compare it more to the taste and smell of an old, public campsite BBQ pit after you've poured water over the coals to put it out. I'm not sure which is worse.
As for myself, I did try to find some solace in the mashed "potatoes", but there was no mercy to be had there. Nothing but a tepid, rubbery, scoop-formed allotment of cafeteria-style starch. Again, one taste reaffirmed to me that this place was on a mission to send me and my family further down the road to find an edible meal. (And once more, my wife had the good sense not to even swallow this offering!)
We did not stay overnight here, so I cannot comment on that aspect of this establishment. Their cabins actually look quite nice. But be warned: If you do plan to come here, avoid the "restaurant" at all costs. Better to carry with you a box of graham crackers, a bag of radishes and a tub of Crisco - these three ingredients will build you a better meal than anything you'll get at the restaurant at the Red Canyon Lodge.