Ruth W.
Google
Absolutely the worst meal I’ve ever had. Weirdly indifferent service from the waiter, who seemed not to care in the slightest about his job or our experience. The room we were seated in was boiling hot, and silent. When a couple of other tables cams in it was very close and awkward. The menu was accessed via a laminated QR code on the table; it’s a jumbled mess of different menus, it seems compulsory to choose a set menu, several of which apparently need to be ordered in advance.
We chose the tasting menu as we reasoned this would have the dishes on it that the kitchen were proudest to cook. We were gravely mistaken. Weird greasy plate after weird greasy plate arrived. These were removed having been tried and abandoned by us; the disinterested waiter seemed unsurprised.
I’ve no idea what we ate, the stuff that appeared didn’t seem to match the menu we’d chosen. There were deep fried brown spring roll looking things with grey gunge, a greasy tuna salad, some raw mincy floury pork things, steak and chips drowned in beige sauce, the saltiest cod I’ve ever tasted (no it wasn’t bacalao, it was fresh), and finally a bizarre rubbery desert with balls of kiwi doused in cinnamon and ringed with golden syrup.
Not even worth it for a funny story, just pop into Lidl on the way and get some nice nibbles instead.