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Dirty cutlery at Breakfast?|Did someone say ominous stains within the toilet bowl? |Can we get a ‘hell yeah’ for curdled milk in a glass? ||Welcome, one and all, to the River Arts Club hotel. ||To be totally candid, I think the River Arts Club has fallen victim to an identity crisis. Why? Because there is no way on God’s green pastures that this hotel qualifies as a 5-star hotel. I have to hold my hands up here and say this hotel could’ve been amazing, it had all the elements; space, location, friendliness (albeit forgetful) staff, but it just fell short. ||I actually have to put everything else on the back-burner to discuss the breakfast ‘buffet’. I have never, in my life, seen such a scantily laid spread. I want you to picture cold boiled eggs. I want to you to picture an oven in the corner, but being told ‘no hot breakfast. You know an old jam jar? Picture that with pickles floating in it, why? Because apparently random pickles in a jar are apparently a more important business than eggs, beans or.. respect for your guests, I guess haha.||As per the photo, the spoon had well, I wish I could tell you what it had on it but I don’t know. Old peanut butter dried up? I can only guess, but whilst I’m guessing – River Arts Club, please just check the cutlery you’re placing on the table. There can’t be more than 15 tables in the breakfast cave (because it’s tiny), so it can’t be that difficult. ||As per the tea with milk, here’s what I’ll say about that with a short story:|How do you know your best friend isn’t Batman? Have you ever seen Batman and them in the same room? ||Can I say FOR SURE that the milk was off or curdled? Nope. But what I can say is:||I’ve never seen milk floating on the top of a cup of tea before like that. |I can say in a hotel where our air-con unit didn’t have a hose because they ‘lost it’ (which is a feat in itself because everyone unit comes with it’s own hose),|I can say in a hotel that gave me an iron that had a broken steam button, then decided to bring me ‘2, just in case’||I can say confidently that I don’t trust a damn thing in a place like that, and I can say that confidently. ||River Arts Club, get it together. Literally, my toilet bowl had black stains in it.