Em C.
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Well hello there, you big swanky piece of architecture!
Building is bloomin' marvellous - blueprint of brilliance award goes to the designer.
Loved the location - it might regenerate this part of the river. The links with Govan are great since it sets the museum in the heart of our industrial past.
The displays are something else. Most of the old faves are there including the trams, a car timeline (which runs around the ceiling in a circuit), bikes suspended in mid air and of course the model ships. There are some references to Glasgow's old textile trade which still manages to tie in with the themes (and is something that ends up forgotten about in the face of Glasgow's reputation for shipbuilding).
All the trams seemed to be going to Maryhill - nice touch. My late aunt used to be a tram driver who lived on Maryhill Road, so on a more personal level that made me smile.
The cafe area is big, there are seats outside (facing the Tall Ship, no less) and there are a couple of places in the museum to grab a coffee, stare out the windae and dream of heading doon the watter.
But all roads from me lead back to the Street. This is where my heart and head get all tangled. While I am beside myself at the fact you can get into every shop and (AND!!) sit on the old subway (childhood dream now realised).....they got rid of the cinema.
You heard me.
They. Got. Rid. Of. The. Cinema.
And that's where it loses its star.
The old Cameo cinema in the Transport Museum was honestly, brilliant. Situated down a close (just like a real Glasgow cult cinema once was in the 30s) the old Cameo had about 30 real seats, an old film projector, an old box office, and a real projector showing old reels of trams. Without question it was my favourite thing to see in the whole museum, and has been since I was five.
Now, what remains is - I'm sorry to say this - a bit of a joke. There is a wee room called The Mayfair with half a dozen putrid, snot green shiny plastic Ikea seats, some film posters, old seats suspended in midair and a projector showing...something. To be frank, I was too upset to see what.
I'm trying not to be snippy, but the cinema held a lot of history for me and I'm sad to see it go.
I didn't want to believe this was the answer to the cinema, so, in a denial infused stupor, I stumbled up to the front desk and frantically asked "Where are the other two streets?!" The girl (who was nice) at the desk responded: "These {exhibits} are the other streets...although not as atmospheric."
Disclaimer - not the staff's fault!! It must be annoying explaining that to everyone who asks where the cinema is, because I wasn't the only one. But I have to say to the Genius of Love that came up with this labelling - please cease to call this area a street! It's a few display cabinets with some memorabilia in it! Which is dandy, but gosh darn disappointing when you call it by another name. Call a spade a spade, and a glass cabinet a glass cabinet. An area with a timeline does not equate to a street.
I am on my high Clydesdale horse right now, and probably sound like a tube, but the Grandmaster Street Disaster struck a nerve. Clearly, since I'm moaning. But I would quite like to work for Culture and Sport so I'll swiftly shut my geggie.
Aside from the cinema's untimely demise and a cabinet displaying my childhood (they were probably *my* Little Ponies at one point!), I loved it. So I hate that I'm turning this review into The Steamie by moaning about the cinema. I really love this place, and it's great for kids and international visitors to get a sense of Glasgow's history.
And I cheered myself out of grieving the Cameo by buying the entire gift shop.