Cyndi H.
Yelp
At the risk of being sacrificed by little candy worker-elves, I'm going to be honest: i think the chocolate here is laclustre.
That's why it's a good thing that Rocky Mtn has GIANT caramel apples that dazzle. I won't lie, I've been known on occasion to serve these in place of birthday cakes (cut 6-ways by the staff, put it in a cute box, add a candle and 'Voila', the world's best birthday treat (cake tastes like pancakes, and pancakes are gross!).
The last time I had a 'caramel apple birthday' was on the grassy area in English Bay. Our gang was all dressed up in Hawaiian gear for my sisters themed birthday party. Guess what I was wearing? Three lei's and a bright purple ankle-length mumu covered in rainbows. So the party-goin' group gets hungry, and I offer to guard our stuff on the beach, so picture this: me, sitting in the middle of 8 brightly covered blankets on a busy beach, wearing a blinding mumu. I thought nothing of it until some joggers stopped to ask me if I'm ok. At first I was confused, but then looked at my closely guarded empire (bordering a sea of happy beach- people), and my crazy outfit, I realised that I may just look like a Riverview escapee.
What a great way to pick up the hotties!
I was tempted at that point to eat the 'birthday apple' by myself but decided otherwise. Good move. What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, right? ; )
Next time you're in a mumu on the beach in English Bay, make sure to do the right thing, and save the treats for the kids :)