Emma W.
Yelp
Let me paint you a picture: it's a 27 degree day, I have been walking around Hobart for hours and decide I need to stop and get something to drink, room for a pony is a mere 10 metres away, my friends and I decide we will give it a go. After pondering the menu I decide a nice strawberry and banana smoothie would be nice and refreshing for my very dehydrated self. The smoothie arrived and looked alright, nothing too fancy. I suck on the paper straw (yay environment) and boy oh boy, what a jaw workout, when the smoothie finally got to my mouth I was shocked and confused and quite frankly disappointed. This smoothie.... Had the consistency... Of SLIME. I KID YOU NOT. It was incredibly thick and when I pulled the straw out and had a fiddle it STRETCHED. SMOOTHIES SHOULDN'T STRETCH. When it was in my mouth I couldn't even register the taste as I was distracted by how mucus-like it felt on my tongue and the roof of my mouth. Also whilst moving the straw around I noticed that there was something solid at the bottom of the cup, eventually I used my straws to fish them out and discovered three. Solid. Frozen. Strawberries. Floating around (or trying to in this ooblek like substance) I had two or three sips, paid $5 for this sad excuse for a smoothie, didn't say anything (because I'm afraid of confrontation) and went and got a maccas frozen coke to refresh myself. The service was great tho, very nice staff...