Andrew Jones
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It was great except for the fact a guy named Matt Brown, tried to make a pass at my girlfriend. And when that didn't work out, he made a pass at me. When I told him that I like women and pointed out to him that I was in fact a man, he went off to the other side of the bar and had a good cry.
About a half hour later a guy walked up to us and told us that This Matt Brown guy was in fact a local celebrity. I looked it up when we got back to Connecticut and found out he's on a tv show. Very strange happening.
I guess he went to rehab shortly there after but we hear he's still getting drunk and making passes at anything that's got a pulse. Animal or man. Strange dude.