Yan E.
Yelp
If you don't want spoilers, stop reading and just go. I highly recommend this museum. I have been raving about it to all my friends who will listen. It even inspired me to post a rambling review like old times.
My friend warned me that the museum is geared towards children so it has tons of information on the walls in simple language. Oh boy, that was the start of my excitement. I am many years out of school so my brain has degraded. I still love learning things so please, do explain things to me like I'm a middle schooler.
I did zero research before going (I'm a no-spoilers-please person) and am so happy I didn't. I got to fully experience the museum. The museum has 4 wings: daily life, afterlife, rulers, and religion.
My absolute favorite part was what I thought was a facade of a tomb entrance. "Oh, cute, a photo background. I bet the Instagram crowd loves it." I forgot that this museum opened to the public in 1966, years before social media. I noticed that we could enter it so I did. It's cute, with stone walls and ceilings, dark with fake torches for illumination. How adorable. Oh there's more. If you walk further, there's some stone wall carvings. Oh, how immersive. Wait, there's more. If you keep going down hallways and stairs, there's an entire freaking tomb!!! Painted to look like a tomb, from floor to ceiling to walls. I have been judgey of Egyptologists, a.k.a. graverobbers, but this made me understand why they did it. There is a sense of wonder and amazement to walk through a dark tunnel and plain stone walls, then to be greeted by a gorgeous and colorful room. (After I finished with the tomb, I realized the entrance had a sign and there were self-guided tour handouts.)
My second favorite part was the baboon mummy. People buy an animal mummy at the temples as an offering to the gods. Temples start to run low on sacrificial animals. So the priests started selling "mummies " which were one bone wrapped in cloth. When the museum x-rayed the baboon mummy, it turned out to be zero bones; it is a vase wrapped in cloth. It makes me laugh that people have been scamming each other for millennia. Humans have always been human.
Another favorite were the statue fragments of Ishtar, a Babylonian fertility goddess. Some of the pieces and information repeat throughout the museum. The first time I saw Ishtar, the fragment was a bit worn down, but I could've sworn she was cupping her breasts. Another case I saw it later held many fragments of Ishtar. She is shattered and buried at the threshold as a good luck ritual for newlywed couples. It looks like she is often depicted as cupping her breasts. It entertains me because some people want to go back to "good ol'fashioned" values when humans have always been a lusty bunch. The first fragment I saw is from 2500 BCE which makes 4,500 years ago.
I always enjoy finding the connections between "modern" humans, and humans in the past, and the museum offers plenty of that. (These are my thoughts, not the museum.) The ancient Egyptians had vanity like us where they have makeup, removed all body hair, and owned mirrors. The class divide existed, even in death, in which rich people buy shabtis to do their work for them in death. A royal pissing off his people when he created an economic downturn by trying to change their society into a monotheist one.
We spent four hours here. There is so much to look at we could have stayed longer if we had not run out of energy and time. The museum has original pieces, pieces casted from other museums, models, an underground tomb, a recreation of a birthing room (no birthing depicted), and real mummies. I adore the written form so I also want to point out the cuneiform, Rosetta Stone (casted), and pieces of writing on papyrus. It always amazes me to see pieces that are thousands of years old. This is a great museum and I highly recommend it.
Admission is only $10 for adults, $8 for children (7-17). If you don't want to spend money, there is still plenty to see on their grounds. A labyrinth, a peace garden, and some cool structures. (I don't know how historically accurate the exteriors are. No informational plaques outside. The museum was founded by a group called the Rosicrucians. Per Wikipedia "Rosicrucianism is a spiritual and cultural movement that arose in Europe in the early 17th century after the publication of several texts announcing to the world a hitherto unknown esoteric order.") Note that since their primary focus is educating children, they're closed on weekdays. Their hours are Friday 10:00 am - 5:00 pm; Saturday and Sunday 11:00 am - 6:00 pm.
Enjoy!