Poops M.
Yelp
First, allow me to declare that this is only a review of the bathroom facilities at Rosslyn Chapel. Bathroom reviews are all I do; they are my reason d'être, if you will. And you will.
I have never read Dan Brown's plagiaristic rewriting of the fine work of fiction known as "Holy Blood, Holy Grail", but I did read the original by Baigent, Lincoln, and Leigh, and have wanted to visit Rosslyn Chapel since that time. Fortunately for me, I made a trip to Edinburgh, and took a taxi out to Rosslyn Chapel to make that dream come true. Unfortunately for me, I made that trip after having a few whiskies on Rose Street, and, thus, felt the strong need to take a leak upon arrival.
At Rosslyn Chapel's entrance is a visitor center, in which you can pay for admission to the grounds, or shop for souvenirs, and, if I remember correctly, also grab a bite to eat. We paid our entrance fee, and proceeded onto the main grounds of the Chapel. The Chapel was fascinating, but contained no restroom facilities whatsoever. Not even in the basement. Believe me, I checked. Luckily, the visitor center did, and those facilities were nice and clean, and well-maintained. My compliments to the janitorial staff for keeping the restroom facilities so spotless.
Oh, and also to the tour guide, for doing such a fantastic job of tour-guiding, as well. But, like I said, this review was about the bathroom.