Kaliko P.
Yelp
3.5 stars.
LOCATION - Firstly the location, can't beat the location; walking distance to everything in tiny touristy Kona town. We could walk to breakfast places across the street, to ABC Stores for cheap coffee in the morning, Black Rock Pizza for lunch, Cheeky Tiki for cocktails and dinner at where ever you choose (do not recommend Papa Kona, see my review). It's hard enough to get parking in Kona that just staying at the resort and paying for the daily parking is worth it if you want to just walk from one end of Kona to the other (10-15 minute one way).
PARKING - we paid $25 a night for parking and as others have mentioned, you can get street parking if you're diligent, but pay attention to the Luau nights, as parking can get filled up and you're stuck without street or lot parking, and if that's the case, come back after the luau is done and you will find parking. You scan your room key at the parking gate and it opens up so you can park. We never had any problems the 3rd week in April we were there.
CHECK IN/CHECK OUT - no problems for us whatsoever, no lines, either, for both check in and out.
AMBIENCE - old Hawaii retro vibes outdoors in the lobby, which I loved; koi ponds, lava rocks, tiki torches, Don the Beachcomber bar/restaurant downstairs; landscaping with hibiscus flowers, tropical plants.
ROOM - We got the 'renovation special' at the Lagoon Tower for a discounted fee for "Oceanfront view", which meant no neighboring guests, so the only thing that was loud was the crashing/booming surf nightly, the weird chirping sound of some kind of monitoring device in our room (not sure what it was). The rooms were advertised as "modern" but the lighting was pretty poor and the bathroom was pretty dated. Musty smell in the whole room. Our tub backed up on the 1st night but a call made that right in less than 30 min. Beds were twin, comfy, but pillows smelled like body odor. I used my rolled up towel for a pillow because I know too well from all my years of travel that they don't clean the pillows. Elevators were super fast as most of the Lagoon Tower did not have full occupancy.
There was a solitary roach that I spotted on the last night of my stay there. It was hanging out on top of the fridge, and scurried away when I opened the door. I sprayed with hair spray (no effect), Deet (no effect) and mineral sun screen (no effect). In the end I squashed it with a square of toilet paper. I have to say that the construction may have created this roach to appear.
SALT WATER LAGOON - was super stoked to swim in it, but it was closed due to construction.
SERVICE - pretty good, attentive service in PERSON. Ignore the texts they send you, it doesn't get addressed in a timely manner, call front desk instead.
Housekeeping was pretty spot-on and daily (except gross pillows).
OTHER - complimentary Mai Tai cocktails downstairs, which was a scoop-into-plastic cup affair with super sweet syrupy cocktail, but hey, it was free.
We didn't eat at the hotel so we have no advice, we just went off-campus and out of Kona with our rental car (Costco was the cheapest).
RETURN FACTOR - Yes, but will avoid using the hotel pillows. Will also make a nightly trip to Cheeky Tiki at the other end of the strip for the BEST cocktails and will also avoid Papa Kona Restaurant at all costs. Since Kona is so small, may opt to stay in Waikoloa next time to stir things up a bit.