Ryan M.
Yelp
Upon entering we were greeted by the most helpful staff, mahalo to Stacey, who was nothing but helpful and sweet to me and my partner. We were then driven to our room and given a tour of the property on the way to our room. The rooms are lovely and very comfortable and not outdated. There a few spots here & there with scuffed door frames or very minor blemishes, but it doesnt effect the experience.
In the spirit of honesty, yes the walls are a little thin, but we chose to go to bed at early times when our neighbors decided to be social and you could hear the neighbors very clearly. The music at Branches is lovely and is barely audible from our specific bungalow. This is a resort and some partying is to be expected, but some insulation would be helpful. My only other gripe is that Happy Hour "hours" should be posted at the bar by the pool with a menu posted, not just a menu handed to you, makes ordering easier.
The shows at Branches under the tree are nightly at 6 pm! We were lucky enough to have a Friday night Branches performance by a full band called "Nuff Sedd" which was magical. The other performances are local performers that usually are one person on an instrument or 2. Very intimate, very fun, very entertaining. There is a bar cart for beverages you can order during the show as well.
The pools are so nice. There are 2 pools, one by Pineapple Moon (bar/bites) and one by Lahaina Noon (restaurant/bar) Next to the pool and restaurant is a building for renting out gear for play, such as kayaks, snorkeling gear, boogie boards, floaties etc. You have a $50 credit to use everyday, so use it for these fun options.
The beach is so private and relaxing.
This entire property is very family friendly, but not over run by children which is very nice.
Whalers Village is about a 15 minute walk from the resort, very fun area to go to for drinks, food, views. If you dont want to walk, there is a trolly!
The food at Royal Lahaina is great, they have a new menu and a chef that deeply cares about how the food is curated, sourced, and prepared. They have a passion for food you can taste in every meal. We had the Chicken Masala and a noodle dish and some apps. Very delicious. Cocktails were fun, nothing to really expand on them, people were always getting drinks which is a good sign, and prices were standard for most bars.
We had a little hiccup in our trip (a visit to the ER due to a preexisting condition) we had to be more mindful of our spending. Rather than eating out every night, we went to the local grocery store and got meat to cook on the gas fired bbqs they have in the garden area. Just ask for some to go boxes and cooking tongs. We made burgers and veggies on the grill which was delicious and a big money saver. Just be respectful and clean up after yourself. The area where you cook is gorgeous as well, so bring your partner or family and enjoy it together!
As far as activities on site, there is bocci ball, shuffle board, corn hole, and fun cultural/physical activities you can do. The activities like yoga, ukulele, hula lessons you need to book, but the bocci ball, shuffle board and corn hole are open all the time.
I highly recommend doing the morning Yoga, it's very relaxing and an invigorating way to start the day. It's ocean front on the grass, so it's gorgeous as well.
We wanted some relaxation so we went to the spa to get a massage. We were greeted by a lovely woman named Karen who got us with our therapists and showed us some great products to take home that are only made on the Island. We decided to do the outdoor massage treatment, our therapists were in tune with what we needed and were masters at their craft. Tips/gratuity are included in the price. After our massage they asked what we were going to do the rest of the trip and we told them one of the things we planned was snorkeling. They told us to do it right at our beach at the resort and to listen underwater and you can hear the whales singing to eat other, it was very moving and memorable.
As far as the resort fees/ parking fees, Im happy to pay them, wish they were a bit lower considering we have a resort fee.
Over all, we will be coming back and cannot express enough of our gratitude to this resort, its staff and the community. Mahalo for taking care of us, letting us experience this magical place and treating us like family.
(This is an LGBTQ friendly resort)