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This was, without a doubt, the most disappointing experience I have ever had. We booked the Hideaway at Royalton Negril expecting a five-star, adults-only escape, but what we got was a worn-out resort, subpar service, worn down furniture and a constant feeling of being an afterthought to the main, family-friendly Royalton side.|Infrastructure: Beyond Disrepair, It Was Unsafe|The constant breakdowns and failures made the resort feel like it was actively collapsing around us.| * Elevator Traps and Water Woes: People were stuck in the elevators multiple times during our stay. If you weren't stuck, you were dealing with the water being cut off in the rooms—a major issue that occurred several times.| * A Leaky Roof in "Luxury": When it rained, our "luxury" room felt like a cheap tent. The ceiling leaked, which is frankly shocking for a resort marketed at this level.| * Disrepair is the standard: Missing hardware, broken fixtures, a dirty glass door on the patio, and a phone that didn't work the entire stay. For the price, this level of disrepair is utterly unacceptable.|The "All-Inclusive" Lie: Limited Dining and Hidden Fees|The promise of an all-inclusive gourmet experience was nothing but a sham designed to limit our options and constantly try to extract more money.| * Restaurants? Only Half of Them: Of the eight specialty restaurants advertised, only four were actually open on any given night. The limited availability led to long waits and a disappointing lack of variety.| * Constant Up-Charging: The staff was clearly trained to up-charge us at every opportunity. Every "culinary experience" felt less like a fine dining option and more like a sales pitch to spend more on wine, lobsters, or "exclusive" dishes. The "all-inclusive" price barely covered the basics.|The "Adults-Only" Misrepresentation|The Hideaway is sold as an adults-only sanctuary, but the resort management ensures you're never actually separated from the main family resort.| * Kid-Filled "Adult" Parties: Every major event and most of the evening entertainment were held on the family-friendly Royalton side. This meant the supposedly adults-only themed parties were full of children, completely ruining the atmosphere we paid a premium for.| * An Afterthought: The "adults-only" Hideaway area felt like a forgotten corner—a small pool while the family side enjoyed the main stage and all the best beach space.|Bottom Line: Save your money and go somewhere that actually delivers on its promise of luxury. This resort is coasting on an old reputation, and the experience is defined by broken infrastructure, terrible service, and a complete failure to deliver the adults-only getaway they advertise. This was a nightmare.|Never again.