Chris O.
Yelp
My wild, devil-may-care, dangerous friends somehow entangled me in their net of mischief one night in their sudden, random search to play ping pong.
Yeah, these guys are the kind you don't want your daughters crossing the street for.
Anyway, who figured it would be tough to get a game of ping pong. Dozens of minutes and confused phone calls later, my friend procured a game at a place called RUBA. None of us ever hearing of it before, yet up for an adventure, we packed in the car and headed over, visions of tough (but fair!) ping pong games dancing in our heads.
What we were faced with when we walked in was slightly different.
A single room with a ambiance I would describe as "dirty" still somehow felt inviting in a cold war kind of way. Perhaps it was the lone, neck-braced woman playing pool. Or maybe it was the white suited Russian "businessman" sitting and sipping what I'm sure was vodka. Still, it could have been the 3 Pagans, proudly displaying their motorcycle patches on their denim and leather vests.
No ping pong table in sight. But did that matter?
I asked for a bloody mary, at the bar. Right after breaking up what could have been a pro communism conversation between bartender and some guy. The bartender said the closest he could get to a bloody mary was a screw driver.
I bought a Sam Adams. For a $1.
Fast forward through the rest of the evening, as their are simply too many incidents to mention. We left late night/early morning, having our fill of beer, ping pong (yes, they wheeled it out for us), and interesting people. And the night was still going, as two lady deejays were just starting to unpack their equipment.
I was told RUBA stands for Russian Ukranian Boating Association. But no matter what it stands for, you're always going to have an interesting night if you go.
Sure, it's private club, not usually open to the public, but the security is less than strict, and we were offered membership at the end of the evening - for an annual fee of $5. So it's not like Fort Knox when it comes to enjoying the social club.