Osel González G.
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I’ve been a regular here for almost 4 years (when I’m in the Netherlands, I always stay nearby on Nieuwmarkt), and they’ve always treated me very well – I especially love their live music and the nice vibe. But tonight, when I stepped in just to buy a beer and go outside immediately, a waitress (short, with black hair and quite unfriendly) stopped me, saying bicycles weren’t allowed inside. I explained it was a unicycle (quite small), that I’d only be a moment—just to order—and would immediately rejoin everyone outside (the bar was completely empty). I offered to leave it on the landing. She refused: “Those are the rules—not even on the landing.” I ended up leaving my unicycle unsecured outside.
Three minutes after stepping out with my beer, the same waitress told me I was “too far from the bar” (I was at the sidewalk curb!). Then, about 10 minutes later (not even 00:30), she yelled at everyone: “TERRACE CLOSING! ALL DRINKS INSIDE!” When I said I thought they closed at 1:00, she snapped: “Now!” (My mistake—closing of terrace probably is at 00:30, but her manner was the issue).
Frustrated, I gulped down my beer as fast as possible, not waiting for her next command. Tonight, this bar felt more like a courthouse or police station than the alternative, LGBT-friendly space I’d always considered it to be. What a pity! 😔🫤
P.S. I've never had any problems getting in with my unicycle (which takes up less space than a folded stroller).