T J.
Yelp
The very idea that they call their technicians "Geniuses" is an insult to mankind. Most of these, so self-proclaimed, self appointed "geniuses" are either kiss asses or they are so "woke" that it's sickening.
I am retired now but I've been in the information technology arena for 38 years (since 1982). I wrote custom software for just about every bank and trading floor on Wall Street and beyond. I've worked for Cowen & Company, Société Générale, SG Cowen, Fuji Bank, Dai-Ichi Kangyo Bank, Industrial Bank of Japan, Dresdner Bank, Bankers Trust, Bank of New York, Chemical Bank, Manufacturers Hanover Trust, Nomura Securities, Schroder Capital Management, Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, Republic National Bank, Safra National Bank,,The Hospital for Special Surgery. CitiGroup, New York City Transit Authority, and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. I can go on forever about how many great clients I've served. I've hired hundreds of extremely talented people and like a good manager, I encouraged them to grow. And grow they did. One of my hires became the top programmer for a Silicon Valley company that provides enterprise backups and software distribution, earning $250K in his 3 rd year.
These Apple "wannabe Genius" do not have the aptitude to pass a grade school entrance exam. The floor manager was pompous and so woke that he demanded that I be "Tolerant" and "inclusive", I told him that he needs to be tolerant of me and to be inclusive of people like me.
I can spot people that have ver little ability to analyze a problem and troubleshoot it to the end. All these people do is follow training procedure. All they did, time and time again was either tell me to reset my phone to factory settings or they did that at the store.
After an iOS update 16.3.1 my phone went into an endless loop restarting. It would never get to the Home Screen. Apple support told me to perform a factory reset and restore my old settings. That yielded the same glitch.
I called them again and they told me to perform a factory reset and install my apps and settings again, one by one without using the restore. I did that, and after a day of reinstalling all of my apps, the same problem re-emerged.
Then I called my service provider and they sent me a new phone. When I restored my phone from a backup, the same thing happened again with the new phone.
I called Apple again and they told me to perform a factory reset and install the apps one at a time. So, I did this again, with the same bad result. I called Apple again and they scheduled an appointment with a low IQ genius.
I went to the Apple store and I was freaked out by talking to a hypochondriac wearing a mask and gloves. His gloves touched every dirty surface in the store and he thinks that he lives in a sterile world. This is a sign of pure paranoia and an emotional response that leads someone in a dilution of a germ free workplace.
The pompous floor manager was pissed off at me telling me that it was I that needed to be tolerant and inclusive. He then told me that 100s of thousands of people walk into the biggest Apple store in the world and that germs and diseases are all over the place. I asked if the store was a dangerous place to visit but he wouldn't answer. I told him I wanted to see a face and if those people wearing a mask were sick, I don't want them touching my phone. He told me that every employee there gets checked out by a doctor every day.
They finally got me a person that heard my story and suggested that she should perform a factory reset and conduct a diagnosis. The diagnosis confirmed that a factory reset iPhone was in perfect running order. Then they told me to reinstall my apps one by one.
I told them, I've done that already 3 and four times on 2 different phones, what happens when I get the same result again. They told me to come back to the Apple store again
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Nobody ever thought that the update is conflicting with an app or a setting. Nobody looked for a way to improve their product to improve their updates.
The same exact problem popped up several times on 2 different phones after iOS 16.3.1 was pushed out. Not one soul with the logical aptitude to analyze that the problem started after the update was installed.
I'm a 60 year old man and a tiny puke of a boy that only received good grades in his gender studies classes had the absolute nerve to talk down to me. If he did that to me then there are others that he tried to berate. I will make absolute certain that the CEO of Apple computer knows this tiny insignificant pip-squeak of a boy is not only non-inclusive but intolerant.
Like Greta Thunberg once said, "How dare you!"