Zhivago X.
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This place is very special, from the moment you walk into this epileptic playground to the second you sit, you will find yourself lost in the heavy vapours of indoor vapers and the irresistible scent of apathy.
The luxurious shang ri la tower tastes sooo good, you can actually taste the high quality toilet water and del Monte fruit juice they used.
The skewer sizes are very well suited for minimalists and folks on a diet. They really nailed it, the wood skewers taste very dry and also somewhat sad but pair very well with the crumbs that they leave on the skewers from the previous customers.
If you haven't fallen in love yet, wait till you hear about their 10 star service. If you are really into being treated like garbage based off the color of your skin or the language you speak, this is the place for you. I was really touched when they served us without cups, no food warming station and no explanation. It was very moving to watch them go to every other table that wasn't heavy on color and provide them with the fabled concept called service.
This place is amazing for practicing patience and social skills, the servers are sooo good at hanging out, playing on their phones and ignoring customers. Like seriously, good job to you guys, the amount of effort you put into ignoring and pleasant was just out right impressive.
I think my favorite part of the night was when they took it upon themselves to give themselves a nice little bonus. It was very kind of them to be so thoughtful and add a very nice bonus for themselves.
In short, to save everyone a bit of time, amazing toilet cocktails, minimalistic skewers that are very well seasoned with the previous customers saliva and a service that will help you reminisce of those times before Martin Luther King.
