Zane C.
Yelp
I was encouraged to give this place a look-see by a friend, so I stopped in on my way to Marrero to book a tour, hoping to enjoy the cold Dr Pepper and freshly boiled crawfish they allegedly have on site. Apparently, I was ten minutes early for the small dining room area, and even though there were half a dozen peeps in line on the seafood market side, the eat-in part operates on a different schedule, and I won't inquire again as to what time, as I darned near got my head bitten off by one of the ladies bagging up seafood. I got in line behind three others who were making purchase of some really decent looking fish and whatnot, and when it came my turn, I asked for a pound of the hot boiled crawfish being advertised, was handed my bagged order, and asked "just where exactly do you plan on eating those?" Look, I'm a Southern man, raised with manners I've polished to this day, but enough is enough. I'd read the reviews here about the proprietor and family, chose not to judge until I'd been there myself, and I've gotta say, these are some rude and surly folks. Anyway, after informing the lady, with a smile of course, that I'd be eating them in the car, I took my leave of the place and I'm certainly never going back. Keep this in mind: there's a seafood processing plant attached to the market, there were fresh, hot crawfish boiling in plain sight, and I was sold room temperature crawfish, clearly yesterday's bugs, and on reaching my vehicle and realizing this, I decided not to let them waste, and on tasting them, and having eaten crawfish for the last half century, they were just plain pitiful. No seasoning other than cayenne pepper powder, no salt, just water and ground cayenne. So sad. After the fourth one, I rolled the bag shut, ended up dumping them out alongside the Intracoastal near Jean LaFitte. I cannot recommend this place. Not for anything.