Jessica A.
Yelp
I wanted to like Santo Taco, I really did.
I was so pumped from the reviews, and the fact that the majority of the occupied tables when we first entered were full on latin diners (I heard Mexico City accents nearby).
Sadly, our experience definitely fell short.
First, the staff picked up a moist cloth from the floor back onto a counter (to be used again for wiping tables - eww!); then the hot salsas arrived uncapped and dirty, and we noted an ample number of flies (probably attributed to unprotected / uncovered food).
I could look past that, but our food was mediocre at best. I ordered a trio of tacos - carne asada, carnitas, and choriqueso (essentially, steak, pulled pork, and chorizo sausage with cheese). I am a slow eater, but my meal arrived probably a good 20 minutes before my companions (a torta). I had to stop eating before my last taco, because it was just ridiculous - and staff couldn't offer an explanation as to why the long wait.
Ok - kitchen was slow. And my tacos? I liked that the tortillas were homemade. And the carne asada had whole beans in it, which may be off putting to some diners, but I can accept it. It was a good start... but then it was a landslide from there. My choriqueso (sausage with cheese!) was so dry and burnt, it was crispy! Was it chorichiccharon?? Did I miss something? Where was the cheese??? Not only that, the chorichiccharon almost broke a tooth, it was so charred and crispy. I left half of it on my plate out of dispair and disappointment.
Then there was my carnitas taco - which turned out to be al pastor. Pineapple, saucy marinade seasoning. Disappointing, because I wanted comfort-food carnitas!
Boyfriend's torta was actually good. But it came so late that we couldn't enjoy a meal together.
Santo also doesn't have alcohol, so no tequila to drown your sorrows in either lol
Sorry to say, this was a one star experience. Don't waste your precious taco appetite for Santo Taco!