Ron W.
Yelp
A Beer guzzlers Disneyland. This bastion of "The Brew" takes up several large blocks featuring a beer museum, 4 restaurants from ultra casual to a serious Beer Hall.
Is it touristy? Look at the lot full of tour busses disgorging gawking Gai-jin sporting belly and fanny packs before you answer.
Okay, I'm a card carrying Gai-jin and not always a food snobbish purest. It's Sapporo, a City supported by a Beer, or is it the other way round? No matter, you've come to have some fresh Sapporo Draft and you'd be daft not too. Let me say that this is the very best Lager style Beer you're gonna get...anywhere. Yes, Auguststiner-Keller in Munich, I said anywhere. It is ice cold, smooth, light, refreshing, with no hint of any sour tang on the finish. Totally gulpable, it was gone in a few gulps. Time for another. It was well worth the 45 minute trudge on black ice in the dark.
Wander into Trammell Hall with 800 others and make a nest at a grill table, stuff your Expedition Level North Face Down Jacket into a plastic bag and hang it on a hook. The restaurant doesn't want your stinky coat in the way. They don't want your stinky coat to get stinkier when you get stinkin' and slop Beer on it, and they certainly don't want some Frat boy slippin' a logo'ed liter stein into their stinky coat as a souvenir. Try that at Hofbrauhouse in Munich where a surly guard will smack you with the three pound stoneware mug if he finds it on you after an enthusiastic frisk.
The Decor: Graceland goes out drinking Sapporo in Sapporo.
The Food: As stated, if you like a good beer, you're gonna love this. Even if you don't like beer, you're gonna love this. If you wanted to quit drinking beer, this beer would make that impossible.
The food is merely there to keep the terrific brew from getting blue and lonely. Alas, the food is not much to write home (or Yelp) about.
The Sausage Assortment would have had them laughing at any convenience store in Berlin. You'd be hard pressed to encourage your Alsatian straining at his leash to eat them. Served on a glop of watery Sauerkraut its best to toss the links on the grill in front of you for 10 minutes and then try again.
Fried Rice. In a Beer Hall? Yup, and this wasn't horrid either. With the fried Garlic Chips worked into the dish it was surprisingly decent.
The Onion Tower was a weak imitation of the Yard House version which is, at best, a weak version of the entire concept to begin with. You in Japan and get a jones on for great Onion Rings? Go to Center4Burgers in Takayama.
The Genghis Khan Lamb on the grill was charred, chewy, mystery meat. As they say in Kanji....MEH!
Finally, out came the Karaage (Japanese Fried Chicken). Now, we're talkin' magnificent Beer Hall fare the equal of the stellar beer.
The pile-o-chicken chunks came direct from the kettle fryer to your place setting. It's screamin' hot so hands off. The batter was tooth loosening crunchy and the Chicken oozed juicy chicken chew with every bite. This was perfect fried chicken and better than anything Ludo Lefebvre or Scott Peacock ever came up with.
My suggestion: Have the Chicken with a Beer or have the Beer with your Chicken and then try squeezing back into your stinky jacket.