Kate Windheuser
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I've been coming here since at minimum 2008. This is the best bar in Cap Hill.
No joke, they have so much fancy whiskey at unbeatable prices.
The booze selection outdoes some "classier" bars, and is cheaper. The clientele is everyone, from the broke kid who just moved into the Newhouse above it to folks who work at the capitol to tech folks.
Mike took over this year and he's great, check out his hot sauces on the burritos they have on some days now (the chicken and rice is fire), and don't sleep on the jello shots if they have them (I know, but they are delicious when available).
Tl;Dr: Satellite rules. Come hang.