Stacy M.
Yelp
"God Save the Queen"
I would say that Savannah Bee Company is the place to go for all your bee property management needs, but curiously they don't appear to have rented out any of the available rooms inside the skep located near the side wall of the store. Right now it just seems to be attracting kids swarming in and around it like...ahem...bees to honey, so perhaps an ad like this could generate some buzz and help get the rooms filled:
Tenants needed for 100,000-room, wax-celled dwelling for period of no longer than two years, with likely eviction in fall month. Rooms are hexagonal; plan your furniture accordingly. Must be able to tolerate high volumes of clutter in the form of larvae and approximately 1500 eggs a day. Boxes of propolis are conveniently stored on site for dwelling repairs. High risk of being attacked.
But even if you are not a future bee tenant, there are still many other reasons to strap on those aviator goggles and fly in to check out the rest of the area surrounding the skep.
"But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just going to taste it." (Winnie the Pooh)
BEE-HOLD...
Near the sunlight (front entrance), a honey sampling bar will crystallize before you. Yes, the liquid gold may have been stolen from one of your kin, but please don't brood, seethe with venom, or begrudge your companion drones or workers their tastings. If the sampling spoons, fresh apple slices, or cheese chunks are too heavy for you to hold with your itty bitty bee legs, the bee-aming store associates can probably spread the honey on them for you.
Though you are already an expert on flowers, trees, and pollen, those same friendly store associates will also fill in any holes in your expertise, educating you on the background of each type of honey (where it was harvested, flavor profile, etc...) and with tips on how to help save your species.
If you're like me, you'll be bee-dazzled by the Winter White. As others have mentioned, this whipped honey really does look a bit like frosting, but tastes more refined with a silky, smooth texture (it could easily be renamed Whoopah Whipped Winter Wonderland White). This wildflower honey from the northern Rocky Mountains is considered an everyday honey...and you will want to use it every day...but it is fit for the likes of Queen Bee Elizabeth I (ruler of the golden honey age of England).
It is exceptionally spreadable (I spread it over peanut butter toast) and sweet in a pure, non-cloying way that would make Queen Bee Antoinette exclaim, "Let them eat honey!" I routinely order it online to be sent to my home, and if I had to pick only one honey to eat for the rest of my life, this would be it. Find me with my paw dipped in a jar all day long...but with pants on.
Make sure to also sample the artisanal Tupelo... a little ray of sunshine in a bottle. Its buttery undertones make it perfect for drizzling over Burrata spread on crackers. If you have a honey who tries to steal your treat away, take care not to "slap 'n' decap" him, Queen Bee Catherine the Great style.
You'll also lose your head like Queen Bee Anne Boleyn when you take a lick of the magical Acacia honey, which hails from the highlands of Hungary. This rare, limited-supply honey has a light, flavorful, vanilla taste that works well added to tea (it doesn't overpower the taste of the tea) or over ice cream. It is available in several sizes, but the 20oz and 80oz come in a stunning bottle that you will either want to leave out on your counter...or stick a funnel in and chug!
"Honey, I Am Going to My Grave with My Eyelashes and My Makeup On." (Tammy Faye Bakker)
BEE-AUTIFY...
When you've had your fill of honey tasting, you'll want to bee-line it over to the hand, lip and face care section to smell and try the soaps and lotions. We spent so much time tasting honey that we didn't linger long in this section, but they also carry shampoos, conditioners, lip balms, and cleansers.
"To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee, One clover, and a bee, And revery. The revery alone will do, If bees are few." (Emily Dickinson)
BEE-LIEVE that you can help save the bees! The employees at the store offer a wealth of information on how you can do your part to give bees a helping leg. Ask them about planting a bee-friendly garden with herbs like lavender, sage, and thyme or with annuals like Sunflowers, Zinnias, and Alyssum.
BEE sure to make Savannah Bee Company one of your stops when wandering around Broughton Street (along with Paris Market). It's fun for everyone from single bees to whole colonies!
Support your local beekeepers!
The Nosy Norwegian
~Sniffing out sweet, sticky deals so you don't have to.