Peter D.
Yelp
[Easily offended Germans, avert your eyes. I'm about to sound like an ignorant American.]
The sign outside Schleusenkrug read: "Der grill ist offen."
I'm about 65% sure that this translates to: "The grill is open."
If so, then it confirms my otherwise un-supported theory that the real German language is virtually identical to an ignorant American speaking English in a bad German accent. I just wanted to throw that out there.
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So Schleusenkrug is the beer garden in Tiergarten. In addition to rhyming, this makes it a perfect place to grab a shockingly huge meal when you're taking a break from the zoo, the park, and everything else going on inside the park. It also happens to be where Fat Tire Bike Tours stop for a mid-tour break.
It's the beer garden I see in my dreams. Huge communal tables, lights strung all around, garlic hanging from the rafters, ivy growing along the columns...it's a beautiful sight for a beer lover. Sunshine and beer just can't be bad.
In terms of food, you have two options:
1. The grill that serves sausages, German potato salad, cucumbers, kraut and more.
2. The more formal counter where you order beer, as well as plates of schnitzel, pasta, pizza and more.
Shockingly enough, I found the brats and merguez from the grill to be a bit dry, although the sides it was served with were fantastically filling. And even stranger, the PIZZA was the real star. It's very thin crust, and so damn tasty. I would've gone with the bacon pie, but her pie with goat cheese, plum tomatoes, onions and more was incredibly satisfying all the same.
If I were you, I'd get yourself some beer, split a pie between two people, and weep because this place is half a world away from your house.