TudorDutu
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Where do I even start? From the moment we arrived, it was clear that this so-called “luxury” hotel thrives on arrogance and bureaucracy rather than hospitality.||||We got to the lobby at noon, politely hoping for an early check-in. Instead, we were flatly dismissed with zero courtesy, told that check-in is at 3 PM, and practically waved away like an inconvenience. No smile, no effort, nothing. When we returned at 3 PM, thinking we could finally get our room, we were dumped onto a waiting list. Finally, after more waiting, we got the keys at 3:45, and it was nearly 4 PM by the time we entered our room. For a five-star hotel, that’s nothing short of embarrassing.||||And the pool — the very reason we booked this hotel — was the biggest scam of all. Everything costs extra: a mandatory swim cap (at an absurd price), sunbeds you thought were included from the photos (nope, they charge you extortionate fees for those too), and a pool bar that was laughably overpriced and poorly stocked. The lifeguards? Militaristic, humorless, and rude, barking orders like drill sergeants. The strictest, most joyless pool experience I’ve ever had.||||The most ridiculous scam of all: you’re allowed to enter the pool only once per day. That means if you step out to grab something from your room, you’re done — you cannot re-enter. Who comes up with such a stupid, customer-hostile rule in a luxury hotel that advertises its pool as the main attraction? It borders on fraud. And to top it off, one day each month the pool is closed entirely, yet the room rates remain unchanged. No warning, no compensation, just a shrug.||||Oh, and let’s talk about their so-called “private beach.” What a joke. There is no private beach. Instead, they funnel you through a half-abandoned shopping mall with broken escalators to reach a shabby public access point. The marketing is nothing but lies.||||This hotel charges outrageous rates but delivers the hospitality of a second-rate motel. Every aspect reeks of nickel-and-diming and false advertising. What should have been a highlight of our trip turned into a frustrating, bitterly disappointing experience.||||Save your money, your time, and your sanity. Avoid this hotel like the plague. It is absolutely not worth it.