Rick H.
Yelp
SingleSpeed Brewing: Service So Bad It Turned Into a Group Bonding Experience
I've had bad service before. I've had cold fries, forgotten drinks, and the occasional "oops, we lost your ticket" moment -- but SingleSpeed Brewing managed to redefine bad service in a way that was honestly kind of impressive.
We had a party of 11. I know, big group. Tough table. But our server handled it with the enthusiasm of someone being forced to watch paint dry... in the rain... on their day off. Zero personality, zero interest, and a staggering inability to write down an order.
Highlight of the evening: one poor guy orders street tacos. Twenty minutes later, he politely asks if they're coming. Meanwhile, another guy orders a Chicago dog, gets it, eats it, and then the server strolls back like it's open mic night and asks, "Were those pork street tacos?" Lady -- if you don't know what food you're bringing to which table 50 minutes later, maybe you're in the wrong line of work.
And just when you think it couldn't get any worse, she tops it off by handing us a $300 bill and says, "Can you guys tell me what each of you had?" Oh sure, let's play Restaurant Clue for an hour while you stand there watching.
All 11 of us agreed -- we'll never set foot in this place again. Food might've been decent, but it's hard to taste anything through pure, uncut aggravation.
Final verdict: 0/5 for the server. 2/5 for the food. And 10/5 for the lifelong group chat jokes this disaster provided. SingleSpeed -- speed up the service or slow down on hiring people who hate people.