Carl F.
Yelp
Continuing our tour of UNESCO-protected Bohemia, we traveled to the city of Kutná Hora. Seeing this church was great not-only because it was the first church of our trip so weren't yet burned out on Jesus stuffs, but also because there's a cherub in here that looks like the perfect blend of Samwise Gamgee and Meatloaf (the singer, not the food).
Just seeing that really made this historical site worth the walk, for me. The bridge walk over to the church is hyper scenic but also rife with absolutely terrifying, larger-than-life statues of saints, kings, slaves in bondage. It was pretty cool to see and an ultra ominous way to step back in time on what was a gloomy, haze-filled day in Kutna Hora.
I think this is the largest church in a town filled with oh so many historical churches, but I recommend that if you come, you start by going to one of the smaller churches (namely the Sedlec Ossuary/bone church) first because there you can purchase a nominally priced day pass to see all the churches, and if you start here at this church, you'll only be able to purchase a slightly more costly entrance ticket to just this church.
The outside of the building is straight up spooky + rad. With some of the scariest gargoyles and were-panthers I've ever seen guarding the church walls. You'll also find plenty of grassy area and gardens just outside if you wanted to do a bit of seasonal picnicking pre or post- church tour.
We came outside of tourist season in the cold winter, so it wasn't quite as touristy as most will likely find it, but there were a number of enormous tour groups inside that had problem blocking entire paths in the church.
The church has multiple levels, but as far as I know, just the main level (which is enormous) is open to the public. There's a ton of different stations with various biblical scenes depicted. You can purchase an audio tour headset, though I'm not sure which languages it comes in as I did not partake.
Even if you aren't all religious, this was still a cool place to visit, though it will take an entire day out of your trip if you're traveling here to/from Prague, as the methods of public transportation to get here are somewhat limited. Definitely do your research and watch your times so you don't end up spending 3+ hours their tiny, freezing train station or bus stop like we did.