Sarah F.
Yelp
First of all, I like Starbucks. It is consistently decent coffee, no matter where you are in the world. I've had it in the bowels of southern Virginia, I've had it in the bizarre no-man's-lands of Austria, it's always the same, and it's always just fine. So you'll get no Starsucks hatery from me.
That said, I have never, ever, anywhere in the world, encountered a Starbucks as shitty as this.
They are incompetent and they are slow. You can stand there witha line out the door, and watch the 5 baristas behind the bar talking, looking confused, trying to get other people to do their stuff, and generally displaying zero ability to multitask. They never have two baristas on the machines, and I've rarely seen any barista make two drinks at a time. For perspective, my brother is a Starbucks barista, and he regularly has 4-5 drinks going at a time. Why? Because he's competent, and he knows how to get some speed on it.
Just today, at a slow point with only one person ahead of me and two behind me, I went to get an Americano. I stood in line waiting for the cashier to finish talking to the man in front of me about parking spots, while literally holding his change in her hand and just talking to him, for minutes. When she finished, she turned around and recounted some of it to the barista behind her, ignoring the line, for another full minute. Once she finally turned around and I got to order, pay, and stand at the bar waiting for my drink, I was treated to the stoned-looking barista strolling around working on the latte of the guy ahead of me, getting it just right, joking with him, and getting him some ice water, all while my cup sat empty. It's nice that she engaged him, but anyone with a clue and some hustle would have had the espresso brewing into that cup while they were doing all the rest.
I was a bartender and a barista, and the appalling slowness of all of these people would have gotten me fired from ANYwhere.
As a result, I now go to the Starbucks at 19th and Chestnut. They are speedy and competent there, and when I joke about the 18th and Market one, they laugh knowingly and tell me how often they hear that.
It's not just me. Avoid this branch, go another block to 19th and Chestnut and patronize good service.