pejrich
Google
What a horrible place. I'm absolutely shocked that this nightmare of a property is number one on TripAdvisor. First of all it's a solid 15 minutes outside of town, and not a walkable 15 minutes, it would be a day hike to get there on foot. They apparently have a transport service, but it's an extra cost, like everything at this dump. When we arrived, the property insisted on charging me at the hotel, even though I'd already paid online via the booking site. When we arrived in the room it was a total dump. There's cobwebs on the windows, the lights don't work, the bathroom has nothing but a floor towel, and a sachet of shampoo. Not even hand towels. The maids clearly do nothing but the most cursory of cleanings. EVERYTHING costs extra. You want to use the fireplace in the room, that's a charge. You want breakfast in your room? Extra. You want to use the jacuzzi? Only for an hour a day. You want to look out the window, that's a charge. You want to use the bathroom, probably that was an extra charge too. The rooms might have been nice in 1970 when they were last remodeled, and likely last cleaned, and not in the old, charming way, in the dilapidated way. The food from the restaurant was horrific. The soup was clearly canned, as was the spaghetti sauce. The steak, if I attached it to the bottom of a shoe, I could offer a lifetime warranty, for the purchaser, and their entire family lineage. I don't think we'll bother with the breakfast, so you'll have to try that at your own risk.