Robert Minieri
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The exterior is painted with amazing murals and street art. Upon arrival, you immediate know you're in for something unique and different. Then you walk in and realize how unique and different things can really get. Your first words will be something like, "No way this place legally exists". Air conditioning? No, not in here. This place is different. Cleanliness? Absolutely not - not even close. Just play it safe and wear a mask or 2. Need to use the restroom? You should've thought of that earlier, that's on you. Just go outside - it will be a better bathroom experience in every way. There's seating for up to 16 people in what appears to be stolen or abandoned old AMC theater seats bolted to a sheet of plywood. There are a few couches scattered around among the ceiling-high stacks of boxes, crates, and garbage, but sitting on the couches will most definitely cause weeks of itching and the need to burn the clothes you wore. Just stand. And if none of this matters because you're "here for the music", well, I've got some bad news - the sound mixing board is from 1982 (and not in a good, vintage way) and was also last cleaned in 1982. It has fur growing on and in it, and sliding a lever or turning a knob only makes loud static noises come from the speakers and doesn't really do any good. All of the XLR leads are sent to the wrong places. I think the stage monitors were actually set up as microphones? It was hard to work it out because the sound guy didn't show up and it was up to anyone there to figure out the rats nest of the incoherent wiring situation. Thirsty? Again, you should've thought of that earlier. There is a counter with an old refrigerator behind it and the words "BAR" on the wall so you know you're in the right place. The "bartender" stands behind a wooden counter staring directly through your soul. He's not very approachable. Hungry? You got it - should've thought about that earlier. There's a "pizza truck" out back that appears to have broken down sometime circa 2004 and smells like cats have been pissing in it ever since. Not to bash the cats though - they were nice and approachable and willing to accept petting and human interaction, so I gave the place 5 stars.