David R.
Yelp
I'm going with two stars because Marriott's accountants have determined what the market is willing to pay, set the prices at that number, but then deliver a product nowhere close to what the expectations that price also sets. I spent three nights on a very busy December weekend where there was a Lightning NHL game Thursday, then Jimmy Buffett in concert on Saturday. I was willing to pay the several hundred dollar per night rate, over $400/ni once the resort fee and daily parking fees were added in, because I wanted to be in that location.
For $400/night including a resort fee, should I really have to pay $6/ea for bottled water? Most resorts I've been to give the guests water, apparently not this one (thanks Hyatt!). That's not my issue though, it's the woeful understaffing and both low speed and low quality service.
Check-in 5pm on a Thursday; no one at the Bonvoy desk, so expedited check-in benefit useless. One desk of the four was staffed, so that took 20 minutes after the 10 minute wait in the valet to leave the car due to how backed up they were. That part actually gets even worse but more on that later.
Get to room, there's two dirty towels left, one on the nightstand, but I call down and am assured the room had been cleaned and they'd just send someone to collect those towels. I had an event to go to so kept the room but who knows how much of it had been cleaned. Body hairs in a few surfaces of the shower.
Thursday night, food service shuts down at 10pm even though the outdoor bar was full. Had business guests I was entertaining so we had to order Uber Eats, who fortunately delivers to the back patio because they're used to Marriott guests having this issue.
Next day, Friday morning 7:00am, Starbucks understaffed so 15 minutes for a drink, and then 20 minutes to get the car, valet advises us to text next time and they'll have it when we get down there. Friday afternoon, tried the text option, it worked; 5 minute wait.
Saturday, Starbucks again 15 minute wait. Rest of the day, service at the outdoor bar for both food and beverage was incredibly slow; 20-25 minute drink orders, food 30 minutes or more.
Finally, Sunday check-out day arrives. Tried to wait 20 minutes at the front desk for a receipt before giving up on the line. Starbucks, line was worse than the prior days so didn't attempt. Valet.... it literally took 60 minutes to get out of the f'ing hotel in our own car. We waited 15 minutes before asking someone if there was a way to check status without standing in line for the payment window, he informs us the texting option was broken that day, so we'd stood there 15 minutes thinking it had worked like they advised us to do the prior days, to find out we're starting from scratch, and that was the additional 45 minutes. Why would you not have a sign or announce regularly that no texts had been received; I'm sure there were others standing around assuming their car was coming when it wasn't. Last but not least, the valet staff were being ferried to and from the remote garage in an employee's supercharged Mustang with exhaust modifications, who felt the need to rev it constantly and blast off down the street, scaring my young daughter over and over.
Great location, slept fine, but they clearly have no concerns at all for the value of their customers' time, and it really started to wear on me by the time I'd left the property after waiting an hour for my car.