Luc A (.
Google
If you have a nostalgic longing for Soviet-era dysfunction or a desire to experience the security protocols of a 2011 Sanaa checkpoint, Tashkent International is the destination for you.
Having spent 35 years in the security industry, I can confidently state that this is the most decidedly, proudly stupid environment I have encountered in decades.
The "Security" Theater of the Absurd - The security staff here don’t just lack training; they seem to view ignorance as a badge of office.
Expect to watch a grown man in a pressed uniform stare at a hairbrush with the suspicion one might reserve for an unexploded ordnance. Every bristle is scrutinized. Every charging cable is viewed as a relic from a future they don't understand.
They dump bags out not to find threats, but because the act of making a mess is the only way they know how to look "diligent." Belts and shoes are rotated and inspected like rare diamonds.
They have magnetometers and wands, but they are purely decorative. The process isn't about safety; it’s about a performative, animalistic display of authority where grunting replaces communication.
A "New" Airport That Doesn't Function - The facility looks new, likely funded by foreign interests to look the part of a modern hub, but it is a hollow shell. It is a "Potemkin Village" for the 21st century.
The ATMs: Brand new, yet empty of cash.
The SIM Card Offices: Shiny kiosks that lack the capability to actually process a payment.
The Infrastructure: There are no lounges, no functional stores, and the "coffee shop" operates via desperate sign language.
The Technology: It is 2026, yet electronic devices are treated like alien technology. Credit card machines exist only to fail.
The Atmosphere: Soviet Shadows - The "service" culture here is a throwback to the worst days of the USSR. Competence is rarer than a snow leopard. There are no signs, no flight information displays, and no airline personnel to be found once you've cleared the gauntlet.
The staff: from the bumbling parking lot security to the information desk, seem to have been hired specifically for their antisocial tendencies. If you ask a question, expect a grunt and a pointed finger. They view passenger comfort as a threat and information as the enemy.
Verdict: Tashkent Airport is a systematized failure. It is a place where appearances matter more than function, where the least educated are given the most power, and where the traveler is treated with a level of distrust that borders on harassment. It is a "show" for visiting delegations that falls apart the moment a real passenger tries to use a credit card or carry a hairbrush.
Advice to Travelers: Avoid it. If you must go, prepare to be transported back to a time where the only thing thinner than the service is the logic of the people in charge.