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Now it's time for a rap.
You think you know custard? Well I've got NEWS
You may as well uninstall that app you USE
Because here in STL there's only one place to CHOOSE
If you want to do it right, do it at TED DREWES
Sure it might be fun to go and drink some BOOZE
Take a few drugs, lay on the couch and SNOOZE
Secretly try on your ex-girlfriend's SHOES
Nah, f*** that, let's go to TED DREWES
If you try to beat this custard you know you're gonna LOSE
You'll be left in Saint Louis singing the BLUES
There's no better custard so don't conFUSE
If you want to do it right, do it at TED DREWES
WHAT!
And thats a rap. I mean a wrap. Well, both.
If you try this and don't think it's the best custard you've ever had (cough, tied with Milwaukee), then either you don't know custard (cough, most people), or you're biased towards Milwaukee (cough, hi Yael). Either way I'm not going to waukee out on you just for that.
What to get: A concrete. Vanilla or Chocolate, you can't go wrong. They're both perfect.
Or what: There are a million flavours and mix-ins that can make it even more interesting.
The low-down: Utterly fantastic custard, some of the best I've had anywhere - especially the vanilla but it was all good. Pistachio and chocolate too. And so cheap. Yum.
This is *the* location. There are many of them in STL but this is the original and they make it the best. Idfk why so don't ask thx.
I'm a massive fan of custard and I know my world class custard from my dog poop. I've had it everywhere. Not sex, custard. But that too. The two are interchangeable for me. As they are for most people. In fact, are you free tonight? Wanna have amazing, intense custard with me all night?
I know that Milwaukee has the best in the country regardless of what some other cities and states have claimed. But the state of Missouri is right up there with KC and STL having some great options. None in Missouri are as good as the wonderful stellar spectacular taste of Ted Drewes.
What's great about this place is, well, everything. The tradition, the prices, the selection of product, the originality with the concretes - I love that they are held upside down to prove to you that they are solid.
But what's truly spectacular more than anything else is simply the wonderful thick creamy perfect taste of the custard. Both chocolate and vanilla basic custard are off-the-charts good. Top five in the country - and even has a claim to be number one - right alongside Leon's in Milwaukee.
Time for another rap.
After all, you rap what you sew.
So first of all get drinks and make sure you're FED
Maybe have some BBQ or just a slice of BREAD
But for dessert, you'll be walking backwards like NED
Because nobody ever really wants to leave TED
Sure you could come and share my girlfriend's BED
Pay her some money and give her some HEAD
Make "custard" all night til your thingy's bright RED
And the only thing that soothes you is custard from TED
But afterwards, you'll be filled with DREAD
That you could've caught something and wound up DEAD
I have a better idea, get custard inSTEAD
And in STL, Custard has got to be from TED
WHAT!