Adrian K.
Yelp
This is a tragic tale of something absolutely amazing that was somewhere between damaged and outright ruined by complete idiocy. I wish I could give both a five star review, for what this place could and should be, and one star, for what has been done. Let me explain.
The bar itself is amazing. It is this beautiful cavern like space, maybe once a wine cellar or something, With thick blue velvet curtains and a fantastic crystal lighting piece above the bar that looks like something out of the Great Gadsby movie. The furniture is beautiful, fits the period and style of the hotel, is comfortable, and varied enough to accommodate groups of diverse sizes. It would be the perfect place for a first date or for a long quiet conversation with an old friend except...
For no reason imaginable to me, they have bolted large ugly speakers to the stone and brickwork. They are everywhere and constantly blast some mixture of hip-hop and other loud trash utterly at odds with the style and feel of the bar and any purpose to which you might have chosen this particular place. This is when you are lucky. At about 8 pm, they take the volume and double, maybe triple, it and shift the music to disco (literally, as in disco from the 70's) and house music, with lots of record scratching. They light up a disco ball over a tiny area that I presume is imagined to be a dance floor. Nobody dances. The music is horrible and, not only too loud to allow you to think, it is literally painful in this tiny space with hard stone walls reflecting the sound everywhere. It is like some kind of torture room dreamed up by Gene Rodenberry for an old Star Trek episode. Nobody dances. One by one, and two by two, people begin to get up and leave. The bar then continues like this for many more hours, almost entirely empty, except for the staff who are, without exaggeration, trapped in an acoustic environment that would win only OSHA violations if ever properly reported. Even if you like this sort of music and to dance, which I sometimes do, it makes no sense in this space, the hard acoustics of the space distort and ruin the sound, the "dance floor" is ludicrously tiny, and the entirety of the rest of the atmosphere of the space works against any possibility of this place being some free wheeling tequila laden dance club.
So, the conclusion? The best things about this space will last a long long time. Perhaps reviews like this one, or citations from OSHA, or a law suit from one of their deafened wait staff will convince them to make this place safe for human habitation. The space and it's decore and it's intrinsic class, not to mention it's otherwise conducive physical atmosphere for quiet talk and good conversations over fine scotch cry out for a soft background of classical music. If ever they choose to rethink the war crime that is their sound system and what plays across it, this could be one of the most wonderful places in town.