Neil R.
Yelp
We were excited to visit Alna Store...sadly, it did not live up to our expectations, considering the 1 hour drive (which was our decision to make).
The atmosphere was perfectly fine -- after all, it is in a general store. The server who greeted us was friendly and accomodating.
The cocktails were perfectly fine, and the wine list had a thoughtful, but tiny selection of natural wines. So far so good...
Unfortunately, from here on in, it went downhill.
Upon scanning the menu, we observed a very particular profile of menu items -- but what was most shocking was the pricing structure, which was fairly aggressive. The apps were mostly vegetables, though there was a very nice challah with an egg dip offered as well. Pricing, in general, was off the charts considering location (Alna), and the nature of ingredients:
1. challah = $14 for 3 small pieces
2. roasted cabbage wedge = $16
3. roasted carrots with a few radish slices, served over yogurt = $19
4. fried sweet potato = $17
5. smoked tofu = $21
There were 4 entree options:
1. tuna steak = $48
2. grilled octopus = $32
3. ribeye steak = $52
4. (ham-hock) ramen = $38
Those in our party agreed that at $19, the carrots better be the best carrots on the planet....and pretty much all else must be fabulous as well. Or, perhaps the servings would be large enough to share....which they weren't.
The cuisine in general, was reasonably well-executed for what it was, but in the end, it was just "ok"; considering the price point(s) -- no other word comes to mind but ridiculous.
Our party had the octopus, which was fine; steak, also fine, and ramen -- which had no business being on this menu.
Again, all items were not particularly large, and in fact, the ribeye, which was quite good and cooked to perfection, was the most "reasonable" item on the menu.
All of us in our party were perplexed, again, about the cost, considering almost all items are not particularly premium ingredients. As for the ramen -- this was the wild card, and was actually quite mediocre....there are a number of asian restaurants along the Maine coast that excel in the ramen world....I'm not sure why Alna Store would offer it. And considering its featured protein -- a ham hock, though delicious -- is one of the lowliest meat products on earth. Of everything ordered, the ramen was the most poorly-executed dish on the menu.
As for the service -- the aforementioned server who was very friendly, continued to be friendly, but over time, that friendliness transformed into obtrusiveness, and our server was determined to upsell our table at every opportunity. Not that I blame our server for trying to maximize profits, but the final straw came when oura server dropped the dessert menu in the middle of our table while we were still in the middle of our entrees! So this particular act was a signal that they wanted to close up shop.
In the end, this meal was just "ok' -- it was reasonably well executed, the service was fine (despite the various issues), but the real killer of the experience....when the dust settled....was the final bill, which was just under $500 for 4!!! To be clear, we each did have a cocktail and 1 glass of wine. But even so, the cost of ingredients was relatively low (nothing's low in today's world, so it's relative). But still, we felt like were the victims of a cash grab.
To be clear, we dine out a lot at restaurants of all price-points, but the reason I am focusing (a lot) in this case, was the outsized disconnect between cost and value benefit....
Even if we lived in the area, Alna Store would not be our "go-to", simply because of the pricing structure.
In the end, upon returning home -- we were all scratching our heads trying to understand the great reviews Alna has received.....after that, we then went in search of a pizza.