Renee P.
Yelp
We were looking for dinner shows for our recent family vacation to Myrtle Beach, SC. My 12-year-old twins specifically chose this particular dinner show. We booked our tickets a week prior, we arrived to the location early and were the 4th family in line, much to our surprise we were assigned table number 13, oh how unlucky, as it was in the back corner of the room with a horrible view of the show. When we asked about it we were told the seats were assigned based on when people book. I know we weren't the last people to book the show as there were still tickets when I looked online again the day before and there were tables up to maybe 16, but they had a better view. We addressed it with the staff and they were unapologetic.
It gets better! Not only did we have the worse seats in the house, but then there was dinner which consisted of a tiny piece of overcooked chicken, a tiny salad, a handful of soggy carrots, a dinner roll with no butter, and instant mashed potatoes, all cleverly disguised in a gravy sauce to discover just how disgusting it all was. This less than appetizing meal was topped off with a slice of Sarah Lee Strawberry cheesecake...mine was still frozen. They also served you one glass of water for the entire 3 hours you were there and never came back to refill your glass.
Now on to the main event, the murder mystery..... The execution of the murder mystery which was a tiny portion of the show (I thought that was why we were all here) provided barely enough clues or time to adequately solve the mystery. It was basically 2 hours of mediocre song performances.
The overall value of the show (We paid $200 for a family of 4) was not at all what I would expect, and I tried really hard to give them the benefit of the doubt. Save your money and perhaps go to The Pirates show. I didn't get to attend it because I spent my dinner show budget on this, but I have seen great reviews and I have attended Dolly Parton's other show, The Dixie Stampede and it is high quality. I also have attended Medieval Times and it too far surpasses this experience, both in food, service, seating, and the overall show experience. I give this a 1 out of 5 stars, but only because I can't give it a zero.