The Beachouse

I'm going to predict that the Beach House will be shut down by health and safety inspectors and/ or the local community in the same way the Bay Fish Shop was recently shut down, prior to its new owners. The entire operation known as 'the Beach House' is a dive. Broken machines, filthy venue, incongruous and deliberately deceptive pricing structures, unfriendly staff clearly just following orders from above with zero care for their patrons. A complete waste of your precious time, energy and resources. We walked out at the beginning of a fully paid for birthday party on the 16th November 2025, only after trying to make sense of why so many machines were not working with management & staff that just did not care the slightest. I highly recommend that you give this poor excuse for a 'fun park' a wide detour. Spare a moment to see for yourself the insincerity and inauthenticity in their 'reply on repeat' in the latest 1 and 2 star reviews. ("Thanks for your honest feedback. We heard you loud and clear...") It's simply a 'cut and paste' response. If that's not a clear indicator of just how your concerns and/or complaints will be dealt with, what is? This poor excuse for an entertainment venue in its current deshevilled state is a blight on Adelaide and Glenelg, and to think it operates in the very shadow of the Holdfast Shore Council tells of another concern. One has to wonder if a councillor/s has a financial stake in this botched operation.

I’ve experienced Beach House with my own friends, with over 100 children at a time with OSHC and with my 3 year old. This place is stimulating! My son and I love lights and noise so it was great for us! The merry go round was an accessible and enjoyable option for him, I was able to join him for no extra charge and he had a lot of fun on there! He was also desperate to try an arcade game and was convinced that it was him making all of those hoops 😉 I think that the place could do with a bit of an upgrade, a big clean and some new paint? Being by the ocean means that it probably gets damaged quicker than other places though.

A brilliant weekend for the kids with lots of laughter. Parents can also join in many games. The space is quite comfortable with great customer service. Always happy every time we come here with our children, because we see them happy.😄😄😄 Update: Again, we had a fantastic weekend with the kids, filled with laughter & fun. The customer service was friendly & welcoming as usual.

Kids had a lot of fun at The Beachouse. Great idea with combination of water slides, arcade games and carnival type games. Many packages to choose from so best to research before you arrive. Parking is steep in cost so if you can street parking outside the venue, it could save you some $

Place is so unloved needs a decent clean. Arcade games either broken partly damaged need topping up or just take your money with no go. Only thing good is the slides for now. Very costly for what it is now days. Not fun more unwelcoming and needs a bloody good clean

I didn’t really have a good time at The Beach House. Most of the arcade games were broken or not working, which was really disappointing. The water slides weren’t running, and the water boats were also closed. For the price they charge, I expected much more. Overall, it felt overpriced and not worth the visit

Beachhouse Playground is a family gem! Kids adore the creative, beach-themed equipment—especially the ship climber and sand play area. It’s spotlessly clean, shaded by palms, and safely fenced. Parents appreciate the comfy seating and ocean views. Perfect for sunny days, birthday parties, or post-beach energy burns. Pure childhood joy!

The Beach house at Glenelg was very enjoyable. We met some old Family members there and enjoyed our time together.