Blair D.
Yelp
The berry barn is home to one of many u-pic saskatoon berry and other fruitstuff operations on the outskirts of Saskatoon, but it differs in its highly popular restaurant and gift shop.
First off, the restaurant. Boy howdy, you better make a reservation or you will be waiting in lines like it's 1975 and you're behind the Iron Curtain. This will give you plenty of time to peruse the gift shop (see below), which may destroy you as a human being. Avoid. Draw straws and leave one of your number behind as a sacrifice to claim your table when it becomes available. Those so spared must leave to go explore the gardens and riverbank outside the main barn. The gardens are lovely and a popular wedding photo destination-- please resist the urge to photobomb any parties so occupied. Keep in contact with your benchwarmer via cellphone or other communications device; ideally your table will open up before he or she loses the ability to speak and emotes only using the wails of the damned.
If you've made it this far, you must get the belgian waffles. No. Stop. This is the reason you've come. You will get the belgian waffles. They will arrive perfectly toasted, thick, rich and fluffy. You get one trip only to the toppings cart. Choose wisely.
You will, I hope, have better manners than the retiree crowd, who WILL stampede you to death if you show the slightest hesitation at the toppings cart. Plan ahead while you're waiting for your waffle to arrive; it will mean the difference between a successful run and a bony elbow lodged in your kidney.
If you're not a fan of sweets-- and here I gape in horror-- or simply not in the mood, the mushroom soup is fantastic, thick and cheesy with huge pieces of white mushroom. The farmer sausage is very good, served with an abundance of cheddar cheese. The perogies are also reportedly very good. They also have a wide variety of pies and other desserts prepared with saskatoon berries and other summer fruits.
But you're here for the waffles. Remember this.
Now, let me tell you about this gift shop. Kitschy, terrifying art is packed on every shelf and tacked to every wall. It will put the fear of glue guns, needlepoint and stained glass into your heart, and eventually you will break down, and its dark power will enter your soul and lodge itself underneath your skin. Don't let your kids in here, it's all breakable. You won't be able to get away from it in the restaurant either, as choice pieces are tacked to every window, but the concentration is less lethal.
Go forth, my friends. It's not like there's much else to do in Saskatoon.