Matthew N.
Yelp
Where do I begin? I walked in and was promptly seated. I ordered a drink, it was promptly brought to me.
That's where it went south. As I looked over the menu, I finished the drink. The waitress was nowhere to be found. It took quite awhile to place a food order, let alone order another drink.
I noticed on the menu that they claim they receive fresh Leidenhiemer bread from New Orleans directly every day. Wow. Color me impressed, I order a half shrimp half oyster poboy, along with that drink.
Food comes. I take a bite. The inside of the bread was toasted, served open face. Not only that, but the poboy was so small, the shrimp and oyster were mixed together rather than separated. I'm taking bites all the while trying to figure out why someone who claims they're serving Leidenheimer bread would toast the inside of it. Please keep in mind, I'm a all-my-life Cajun. It didn't hit me until three days later while I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares and the same thing happens. Stale, old bread. That's how you cover up stale, old bread.
So I head to the restroom and some dude walks in with a lady following her into a stall! I think, okay wow, somebody is getting lucky, I start hearing lots and lots of snorting. I now realize the obvious at this point.
I walk out of the restroom and am completely done with The Bluff at this point. What do I see when I get back to my table? This poofy haired black lady snorting drugs in the men's restroom is now walking from table to table, waiting on them!
Dear God, where is zero stars Yelp!?!?!