Glen N.
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Although it looks like a dusty, over-the-top tourist trap, this 146-year-old saloon is full of legends. Allegedly this saloon is where Teddy Roosevelt recruited his Rough Riders here, Pancho Villa planned the Mexican Revolution, and Alamo Commander Bowie wrote "Let's Dance".
Roadside America calls the second-story "Five Museums in One" a "treasure-filled freak show" thanks to things like a cathedral made of 50,000 matchsticks and an 8-legged, 3-eared lamb. Not baaad.
The Buckhorn Museum has 520 species of mounted wildlife, the highlights being a Brady Buck with record-setting antlers that are revered for their size, symmetry, spread measurement, and 78 prongs, not to be confused with the Tom Brady Buck which has deflated balls. More highlights include a world-record holding 1056-lb marlin, a longhorn with an 8-foot spread, and the first gorilla ever on public display that scared San Antonio native Carol Burnett as a child.
The Texas Ranger Museum features authentic artifacts, a recreation of San Antonio partying like it's 1899, and a replica of Bonnie & Clyde's getaway car, complete with bullet holes.
Lively atmosphere, it's worth peeking in, and a fun place to consider a meal. If you are too cheap, at least check out the cool shooting gallery, with a range so short you might poke the targets with your rifle. Just go past the funhouse mirrors, which are great for a photo op. One mirror made my arms look three feet long. I need one of these for my bedroom.