Just A.
Yelp
Hmm, not sure whether to review based on such a short visit, but I can always update. Thing is, there was nothing in particular that will get me back any time soon.
I foolishly assumed this was a place that might be an outlet for a local cheese producer. It's not. It is a retail outlet for some Australian and imported cheeses, situated in the wine district of Swan Valley, dedicated to luring in the tourist dollar. And I don't begrudge them that, at all.
The building is new and flash, but the use of it, the layout, lacks something I can't quite put my finger on. I think it has bad feng shui or something. It just didn't feel warm or welcoming. There's a lot of wasted space. Nice deck out the back, but it just faces a rather ordinary dense stand of trees, not a sweeping view of the valley as you might expect. The vines line the driveway as you head towards the car park, so the trees are just disappointing, as if the deck was an afterthought. It would have been nicer out the front, considering the view.
All over the place were signs proclaiming they don't do tastings. OK, I get that, but not even allowing me to taste a cheese I wish to purchase a slab of? That's not normal. At least, not in my experience at Fromageries around Perth / the world. Also, there were two particular cheeses listed that they didn't have, couldn't tell me when they would have, unless I ordered and paid for them in advance. Uh, no thanks.
There were not many (if any?) cheeses for sale from WA producers. I did buy some D'affinois, but guess what kids, I can buy the same at Coles, for a better price. (It was delicious, though).