Gordon M.
Yelp
Wandering the city centre to find somewhere to eat I'd been thought through, and discarded, a lot of options; burgers/beef (too often), sushi (too expensive, or rather I eat too much of it!), pizza/pasta (had it at the weekend), burrito (had it at the weekend)... I was running out of ideas.
And so my trusty Yelp app prompted me to try the Chippy Doon the Lane, fish and chips, yes! Not had these for ages.
So I wander down the alleyway, to a not very inviting entrance (nor clearly signed, was I to go up those stairs or into that bar looking place on the ground floor?) and found myself asking for a table for one, and no I hadn't reserved.
It was pretty quiet, a few couples seated here and there, but I had an hour to kill so was in no rush. At this point I remembered why I don't eat fish and chips all that often, I love the idea but I'm a bit... bone-phobic (it gives me the ick, I don't know why) so I usually end up looking at the other options on the menu. And there it was, my go to favourite, scampi and chips with a side of mushy peas, yes!
Once ordered the food arrived promptly, less than 10 minutes from ordering. Looks wise it wasn't the most appetising, some pale looking chips, cheap looking scampi and a mass of 'salad' that dominated the plate. For salad read; cucumber, lettuce, red onion and baby tomatoes swimming in a tasteless dressing. The mushy peas looked like mushy peas.
Taste wise it was all so so. The tartare sauce wasn't particularly tangy, the chips were cooked but were neither fluffy nor crispy, the scampi was overly breadcrumbed and lacking in actual scampi, the mushy peas were ok after a liberal dosing of vinegar and the salad was... a limp, soggy distraction.
I'm pretty sure I could've cooked the same meal myself. Exactly the same meal as I have few doubts that the ingredients were not all straight from a packet (and even then I've ordered better frozen scampi from Tesco!).
Looking at some of the other dishes that were being delivered, the fish portions looked good, and given the reviews I was expecting a little better than my experience suggested, perhaps my choice of meal was just an unlucky one... but that is still no real excuse.
The main saving grace was the price. Scampi and chips, mushy peas and a diet coke all came to £10 on the nose.
I doubt I'll venture back unless coerced, it wasn't bad, the staff were friendly enough, the decor is nice and the price certainly dulls the edges of my experience, but it certainly wasn't somewhere I'll be recommending to others.