The Clue-less Goat

This is a charming café nested along Thomson Road 🏘️ and I’m glad 🥰 I found time ⏰ with my partner to come by for a late breakfast 🕚. Restaurant – Conveniently located at Goldhill Center, it used to have an amazing view 🌅 but thanks to the endless construction 🚧🧱⚒️, it’s now all boxed up. You will have to either park 🅿️ at United Square 🏬, behind Goldhill or walk 🚶‍♀️🚶🚶‍♂️from Novena MRT 🚆. Rusty industrial 🔩🛠️concept / design. High mesh glass, grey wrought metal, warm industrial light 💡bulbs, metal chairs and wooden tables. It gives off a nice fuss free, chill factor vibe. Very nice, very welcoming 🫶. #Love ❤️ Staff – A lovely lady 👩🏻 took my order at the cashier and a gentleman 👦🏻 pulled my shots ☕️. Read off the menu 📑, order the food 🧾 and they will serve it. Friendly, efficiently and always wearing a smile. ✅✅✅ Food and Coffee – I ordered a Rancher Eggs 🍳, British 🇬🇧Breakfast Platter, House Salad 🥗, Latte and a Long Black ☕️. If you look at my pictures 📸 and videos 📹, the size and proportion is huge! 🤯 It is 💯 value for money, all of the above is $51 and it filled up the entire table!! The salad 🥗 was well tossed and we love the seasoning 🧂. The Racher Eggs 🍳were perfectly 👌cooked as was my British 🇬🇧 Platter. Very sizable sourdough bread 🍞and I just crushed it with the runny eggs and bacon 🥓 LOL 😆. Only feedback would be to change the type of sausage on my platter, cost may go up 📈but consider 💭. Coffee ☕️was a single shot white and black, beans are from Twenty2. Not too bad, infact I bought the espresso beans back. If you are into strong coffee, I suggest you add ➕ an extra shot because the biggest cup is only a single shot. Overall, it was a delightful day out at Clueless Goat 🥰. The ambiance was great, food was great, price was right and service was amazing! ✅✅✅✅ If you are in the hood, go for it! 😎

Came to this café with my Mum for a quick brekkie run 🌻✨ Though there were roadworks 🚧 out on the main road, this café was rather easy to find! We ordered the breakfast waffles and scrambled eggs on toast (but we gobbled it up the moment it arrived) 😋 I would DEFINITELY recommend the scrambled eggs on toast! The eggs were LIGHT & FLUFFY and you can taste the milk in it too. Loved the addition of cheese on the toast as well. My Mum alao ordered a vanilla latte! She claims that it was a tad bit sweet to her liking (so make sure to tell the barista you want less sugar/less sweet if you don’t want such a sweet tasting coffee!) Overall, the service of the staff was FANTASTIC as both of them were really approachable and friendly. Would love to come back here to try their pasta and sandwiches 🤩😍 Thank you! ~

I came here as a birthday celebration for myself. It's on the way to my violin class at United Square. It's a nice small cafe, a lot of ambience and deco, full of pottery around the cafe. I had little to no wait to get a seat. Food was great, albeit expensive. I ordered the egg Benedict with smoked salmon which was nice, creamy and salty. I added on a chai latte which was not bad. 1 main + 1 drink is about $20+ already, so do beware of the price. Things are not cheap here.

​This cafe is sufficiently good but faces some limitations. The food is tasty, but the menu is limited. Service is friendly, but the payment and ordering systems lack efficiency. I would ultimately classify this as just another coffee shop. Unfortunately, the cafe's frontage has been, and will continue to be, blocked for a while due to ongoing construction, which significantly impacts visibility.

Food was delicious and very fresh. The sandwich was well made, bread nicely toasted, and the salad and sides tasted clean and well-balanced. Coffee was smooth and enjoyable, a great spot for a relaxed meal near United Square. The only small downside is that there’s no free tap water and bottled water (Evian) is chargeable, but overall the quality of food more than makes up for it. Would definitely come back again.

everyone is right about the food being extraordinary, i was blown away by the taste. 👍👍 highly recommend the truffle tater tots and avocado scrambled egg toast. don’t let the pictures fool you, the portion sizes are huge. worth the price!

Still just as good after all these years. The main reason we keep coming back is probably the commonman Martin 22 beans they used. The beans gave the coffee a strong, bold flavour that really stands out. The only downsides are that the cafe closes quite early, which doesn’t align well with our kid schedules and the ongoing construction nearby looks set to continue for a while.

Lovely cozy cafe, with yummy brunch and good coffee! Was a surprise find for me because I was in the area, would highly recommend.

Quite a central location at Novena although slightly off the beaten track as it's at Goldhill Plaza rather than within the malls. Relaxed ambience with good value for money breakfast and sandwiches. I had the lychee mint tee because it was a hot day-that was a disappointing small glass which barely quenched my thirst. Maybe I should have ordered coffee.

A delightful spot for coffee and/or bite to eat. Although the table we sat in was quite deep so chatting during busy times can be a little difficult. Excellent sandwich choices and All-Day-Brunch is always nice in my book! Missed it initially on the menu but eyed the Truffle Tater Tots on they way out. Will have to come back and try some, and also check out their specialty coffee drinks. Right outside the Novena MRT station exit (United Square exit).

One word "Yum". Greeted with warm welcome smiles and Good mornings. Very attractive and service is fast. I ordered the waffles and opp out on the bacon (no please) with scramble eggs and a ice chai tea . EVERYTHING was amazing 5's for sure. Great American breakfast away from home

This cafe is new to the area. Makes a tasty flat white (5 Oz white coffee) and you are sure to find something tasty from the brunch selection. The decor is funky, with book shelves made out of packing crates, and artwork for sale on the walls. Help yourself to fresh chilled water. My avocado BLT plus flat white cost around $14. The brunch menu includes typical staples like eggs benny, full English, waffles, and there is a cabinet full of delicious looking cakes for those with a sweet tooth. By noon on Sunday there was a short queue waiting for tables - but if you get there around 11am you should be able to walk straight in.

The cappuccino was served just the way I like it! Not only was the latte art adorable, but it also had a nice balanced flavor. The red velvet cake was a bit disappointing as the cake was rather dry. Note: there is no wi-fi at this cafe!

Atmosphere is bright and inviting. Service was polite but seemed very new to the game. Very clean and so good to have a place with an included toilet facility so we don't need to walk outside or around. Food and coffee was okay. The berry bliss was nice. Would reorder that again when looking for something refreshing and light. It was served in a coconut shell which was different and the ice was very well blended so must be a good gadget making it so smooth. Coffee was satisfactory. Glad we tried it but next time I'd be eager to see what else is down the road.

A little breakfast and brunch cafe in Novena. The interior seems to be aiming for a cozy modern cottage vibe, though it doesn't quite hit the mark. I ordered the poached eggs on toast, which was two eggs on one super thick slice of white toast, which was kind of strange. It came with a side salad. Unfortunately it's cash only.

Very cute and clean coffee shop. Their menu has many breakfast/brunch options and their staff was accommodating. I wanted a vanilla latte, but it was not on the menu and the barista made me one anyways and it was delicious! I had the ranchers' toast and it was filling and yummy. I definitely recommend this place for a quick, good, western breakfast or coffee.

Small and cozy cafe. I like the interesting name and location off the beaten track. I had scrambled eggs with bacon and toast. The taste and portion were just right. My friend also enjoyed the waffle and coffee. Service staff were courteous. Met all the ticks of an enjoyable cafe without any major fault!

Friendly service and value for money! Food was served promptly and it tasted as great as it looked! There was a variety of food to choose from and the staff are very helpful in recommending what is the most sought after option! Definitely will come back to try the rest on the menu!

Great brunch place with good breakfast and brunch food and amazing coffee. I came on a Sunday afternoon and it was filled with young couples with loud babies. But maybe it's less noisy during the week. Overall good Panko chicken sandwich and iced latte.

A nice lovely space in a great location of novena area. A communal table plus a few tables of 4. The menu is tight and most impressively, reasonably priced for a change. The staff brings you a menu but you would have to make your way to the counter to place your order. We got the iced latte which they call "ice white" $5.50, a iced chocolate $5.50 and a iced lychee mint tea $6.50. The coffee was strong but I felt lacked depth. The other non coffee drinks were lovely though. My friend got a brunch plate of avocado toast topped with 2 poached eggs. Competently done for only $8.50! Where to find? OOT but I love their crockery! It's so organic looking :) Note: cash only; no GST. Will be back!

Good food and pricing is great as its lower than usual brunch places in Singapore. The bacon is delicious! Don't forget to get a coffee stamp card.

Amazing ambiance and outstanding service. The food was great for a morning bunch and really nice with their Flat White. Will definitely be coming back to try the other items on their menu!

I gave an extra star for great value and delicious coffee. Getting a great Aussie style breakfast for under $10 a head is brilliant. We arrived just before 9 and there was already a queue! We liked it so much we went back on Monday but they were closed for lunch. No wifi but get over it!

Naming your cafe unconventionally and calling your menu items odd names will never make you a singular success if you continue to have nasty wait staff who frown on big crowds. We booked a table a day before for breakfast and even warned that we were to have 15 chatty ladies. They took our booking. This morning , we were greeted with less than perfunctory courtesy and were threatened by a surly counter staff that he would throw us out if we continued to have our laughter and chatter audible. We were told to talk "quietly" We apologised and continued our mumsies chats and lo and behold! Mr Sulky Surly came again and s threatened to throw us out for laughing too loud. It was truly an experience that we were not expecting based on the reviews and to call it unpleasant was an understatement. What was intolerable was he would go out and chain smoke after making every two cuppa and come in reeking of cigarettes. Ugh! The British my foot platter and the toter whatchamacallit do not deserve any mention. My fren asked for more water for her tea jug and she was made to justify why she needed water. I quickly jumped in and offer the equally surly waitress the excuse that my fren couldnt take thick tea to water down any potential unpleasant confrontation. So sorry to interrupt your otherwise quiet lull morning, Silly Goat! Go back to sleep. We wont come and disturb anymore.