David F.
Yelp
Alright, buckle up, because County Line BBQ on the Riverwalk is about to get a review that's more side-splitting than their ribs!
First off, let's talk about these beef ribs. Now, they weren't exactly Brontosaurus-sized, but they weren't skimping on the meat either! They piled those bad boys on my plate until it was overflowing like an XL serving of awesome. I'm talking "meat sweats are in my future" kind of loaded. Now, I'm watching my carbs (trying to, anyway), so the bread was strictly off-limits. But my family? They inhaled that stuff like it was the last oxygen on Earth. And the portions? Let's just say they could probably feed a small village in a pinch. Even the kid's meals were enough to satisfy Paul Bunyan!
Service was a little on the slow side, but hey, the place was packed like a clown car at a circus. I get it, good BBQ takes time. And trust me, the wait was worth it.
Now, back to those ribs. Smoky? Check. Great bark? Double check. Juicy and well-seasoned? Triple check with a cherry on top! These bad boys were so good, I single-handedly demolished the entire "enough for 2" portion. A MAJOR feat of strength and willpower, if I do say so myself. And the best part? My blood sugar didn't stage a revolt! For $50, it was a steal.
The fam gave County Line a solid 4 out of 5 stars, but for me? Those ribs? A perfect 5 out of 5, baby! If you're looking for BBQ that'll make you laugh, cry, and loosen your belt a notch (or three), this is the place to be.