Casandra C.
Yelp
If you enjoy mysterious scavenger hunts, murky waters, and the thrill of a public bathroom that may or may not be cursed, boy do I have the destination for you! The Dallas World Aquarium left me gasping--and not in the awe-of-nature kind of way. No, I literally clutched my invisible pearls when I walked into the ladies' restroom. It looked like the set of a horror film where the villain is bacteria.
The exhibits, sadly, weren't much better. The water in many of the tanks was alarmingly cloudy, which made me genuinely concerned for the well-being of the animals. I've been here in years past and remembered it fondly, but something has seriously slipped. When the fish look like they're trying to find the exit too... it's a problem.
To add to the mystery theme, most of the animals were unlabeled. I spent a good portion of my visit playing a game I call, "Guess That Critter!" I came hoping to see the octopus--because who doesn't love a good cephalopod?--but ended up asking multiple employees just to find it. One of them didn't even know they had an octopus. I wish I were joking.
Look, I wanted to love it. I came with snacks, excitement, and a fully charged phone. But after dodging grime, confusion, and unmarked mystery birds, I left with nothing but disappointment and a strong urge to wash my hands. Forever.
Won't be back. I hope the animals get the clean water and clearer signage they deserve.