Shereen A.
Yelp
Overpriced and underwhelming. What a birthday dinner disappointment.
I chose The Edison for my birthday dinner because its website promised an upscale dining experience with a picturesque setting in a historic electric building. Regrettably, my birthday dinner here was profoundly disappointing, leaving much to be desired in both food quality and overall ambiance.
Culinary Disappointments:
Uninspired Flavors: The dishes lacked seasoning, rendering them bland and unmemorable. A pasta dish, accompanied by a Cajun chicken add-on, was particularly underwhelming; the chicken was devoid of any discernible Cajun spices, tasting insipid and unseasoned. We resorted to adding salt and pepper to nearly everything just to give it some flavor.
Buffalo Chicken Dip Fail: One of the worst appetizers of the night was the buffalo chicken dip. When it first arrived, the cheese was hard, as if it had been sitting out far too long. After stirring, it turned into a thin, unappetizing liquid mess, making it nearly impossible to enjoy because it wouldn't even stick to the stale tortilla chips.
Tuna Tartare Disaster: The tuna tartare was an absolute joke--both in taste and presentation. It lacked any depth of flavor, and nothing about it was remotely appetizing. To make matters worse, the accompanying tortilla chips were lazily thrown onto the plate, many of them broken and stale.
Subpar Desserts: The bread pudding was excessively dense, resembling a hardened cake rather than the moist, rich dessert one would expect. Its overpowering pumpkin and cinnamon flavors further detracted from its appeal. Similarly, the chocolate cake was dry and crumbly, lacking the promised raspberry essence, leaving a stale aftertaste. No one at the table could finish their desserts. We didn't even make it half way through them.
Ambiance and Service:
Incongruent Music Selection: The background music clashed with the restaurant's intended upscale atmosphere, creating a disjointed dining environment. They were blasting songs like, "Low" by Flo Rida and T-Pain, old songs by rapper Nikki Minaj and other outdated, loud rap songs intended for a Miami Beach club atmosphere. It made zero sense.
Tableware Issues: The glassware perspired excessively, leading to constant puddles on our slanted table. This resulted in water spilling into our laps, which we were constantly trying to soak up with linen napkins that didn't absorb a drop. So we eventually started using our hands to slide the water off the table onto the floor just before it hit our dresses. The entire time.
Final Verdict:
The culmination of these disappointments was a bill exceeding $200 for a party of four--a price point that would be acceptable had the quality of food and service met even basic expectations. Instead, it felt like dining at a Chili's with a far more expensive price tag and way worse food.
The Edison is the epitome of style over substance. The photos on their website and Google make it seem like a fine dining experience, but the reality is a generic, overpriced meal that lacks finesse, flavor, and attention to detail. I genuinely wish I could redo my birthday dinner elsewhere. Needless to say, I won't be returning, and neither will anyone who dined with me that night.
For those seeking a memorable and high-quality meal in Tallahassee, The Edison is not the place. Spend your money elsewhere.