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The Elms 4/5
Overall, we had a very nice time for our stay. We got in on a Friday and there was a wedding that weekend, so the place was unfortunately pretty packed. Good for them, just a little jarring for us.
We started the weekend off with the paranormal tour with Jay which was a lot of fun. A bit silly, but a lot of fun. Great to learn so much history about the building and town. The building was stunning. Truly stunning. There were many historical things we learned about during that tour that over the course of the weekend we realized were in disrepair and we were sad to see that greater efforts to maintain were not in place. Small note - it was clear after visiting all floors for this tour that not all floors are created equal. The AC on the fifth floor was crisp and cool. Pretty much every other floor was hot and muggy.
The front desk was friendly and helpful at check in / check out. We had a room on the fifth floor, so the elevator was used frequently. It was very small, and smelled badly. Was not able to pinpoint the smell, but it was very unpleasant. A woman named Debbie hosted a happy hour on our floor and served a variety of cheeses, fruits, meats and crackers. A very nice touch for sure. She was sweet and gifted us a postcard of her art. We were very grateful. Some of the other staff however were not very friendly. Caught myself holding doors open for staff who didn't even acknowledge me while doing it. Some of them need to be reminded of the 5 & 10 hospitality rule.
Saturday morning we took advantage of the spa and did a salt rock treatment. This was definitely more my wife's thing, and she enjoyed herself. Afterward we spent some time in the grotto. We thought it was very odd to have soft cushion seating in a place like that, but whatever, even if we wanted a seat, every single open seat was completely soaked through from the previous occupant. The steam shower was incredible and we spent some good time in the hot tub. Unfortunately, it was so overbooked and packed that it wasn't quite relaxing, so we left fairly quickly.
Our room was fine. The shower was incredible with 3 shower heads, hot, hot water and supreme water pressure. We wished we'd have had a small fridge in our room. Our bed was comfy but the wooden encasement around it was flighty and looked like it has never been or rarely is cleaned.
The outdoor pool was PACKED. Impossible to find a lounge chair. The outdoor hot tub was deep and cozy. There was shuffle board, supervised checkers and other outdoor games available for free.
In the morning we had delicious iced coffee from the coffee bar. I also had a breakfast burrito which I enjoyed, my wife had a vegetarian quiche and said it was super dense and oily, not light and fluffy like a quiche should be. We enjoyed our coffee so much, we returned the next day. They were out of iced coffee which was a disappointment. The woman working the register was very rude about the coffee being out. I ordered 2 iced americanos in lieu of the iced coffees and they skipped my coffees for people who ordered behind me. Had to ask for my drinks after someone 3 people behind me were getting their drinks and I still hadn't gotten mine.
We are big water drinkers and carry reusable water bottles with us always to cut down on plastic usage. The tap water was disgusting. Was disappointed to not see a bottle filling station anywhere on grounds.
Lastly, we loved drinks at the tavern at night. Well constructed and quick service. Live music was great if that's your thing.
In the end, this was a 3 / 5 experience for us. We enjoyed ourselves overall, but learned that maybe booking on the weekend was a mistake due to the crowds. We would probably come back during a weekday visit and not during wedding season.