Rowena H.
Yelp
If I told you the adventure begins by entering the mouth of a brick-and-mortar castle lizard, would that pique your interest? Dodge the uvula, make your way through the innards, and the maze of wonders begin. (No need to point out where you exit from.)
I almost don't want to describe in detail the ins and outs of Forbidden Corner, lest it spoil the many surprises, but I've got to let you in on a few tidbits. The practicals: book online, unless you're going that day, in which case phone early for tickets and a time slot and good luck. It's £13 per adult, which feels more than fair given the fun.
The cafe and gift shop are fair and there's a decent outdoor patio for when summer is out proper. There are also picnic grounds, should you have done things properly and prepared ahead. Food includes those usual suspects, canteen style, hence why we went to a pub elsewhere for dinner. (I mean, the pasties we had were good, but bigger meals weren't tempting us.) Staff were all awesome.
You're given a "map", with "clues" to check off, which aren't in any particular order. I'm not sure they were clues so much as things I wanted to cross off the list and see, but then we weren't trying to figure it out; all we wanted was to soak in every bit of the weirdness. Pitch black rooms, doorways that lead to nowhere, hedge mazes, confined hallways that get smaller and smaller... Oh my word, that absolutely unnerving chant about the cat. Never mind the spots where you get to gaze upon the glorious Dales.
An incredible place worth visiting, whether you're three, twenty three, or eighty three, and all ages in between. It'll take you at least a few hours, but you may well wish to stay all day.
Bonus: just up the road is Aysgarth Falls -- only where they done the fight scene on a waterfall in that Prince of Thieves Robin Hood film! (It's REALLY beautiful.)